I'm trying a new thing, this is Earshot's new single

My latest short story, fictionalized hopefully comedic account of the life of St. Patrick.

If you could have any three powers (except for those from the following list) what would you pick?

• flying
• teleporting/instantiation (creation from nowhere) of anything valued more than $0.50 or more than 2 lbs over the course of an hour (you could instantiate a half dollar every hour if you want, or you could instantiate a generic 2 lb rock every hour)
• telekinesis (including abilities like pyrokinesis, hydrokinesis, control of magnetic fields, etc)
• invisibility
• invulnerable (or anything approximating it, anything more than dampening half of the energy will be considered prohibited)
• healing factor
• weather control
• time manipulation (no freezing, slowing, speeding, going to the future or the past)
  
• clairvoyance
• telepathy (with people)
• multiple lives (like Mario)
• wishing
• phasing (the ability to pass through solid objects)
• mind/behavioral control (with people)
• computer/machine control
• omniscience
• omnipotence
• omnipresence

*Be mindful, powers don't come with the requisite powers to best wield them (the strength to punch through a bank vault does not come with bones durable enough to deal with it, you could have the strength to throw a projectile of sufficient density/durability through the vault door).