*yaaaaaaawnnnnnnn*

Well good Saturday to ya's!! What will I do today?? hmmmmm beats me!! I figure I'll just start out the day with somemore goodies from the mailbox...here goes nuffin

 
Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las
Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they
returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break
and discussed their vacation.

The first guy says, "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since
we got back, my wife flings her arms and hollers, '7 come 11' all night
long, and I haven't had a wink of sleep!"

The second guy says, "I know what you mean. My wife played blackjack the
whole time we were there. Now, she slaps the bed and hollers, 'Hit me
light or hit me hard!' all night long, and I haven't had a wink of sleep
either!"

The third guy says, "You guys think you have it bad! My wife played the
slots the whole time we were there. And now, I wake up each morning with
a sore dick and an ass full of quarters."