I didnt get to the jokes......sorry,but I did find this survey.......
Have you ever...
drank alcohol? yes
broke the law? (lookin for the wire)maybe
broken a bone? no
ran away from home? no
cheated on a test? nope I was a good girl
had a medical emergency? a couple close calls
Do you believe in....
love at first sight? to even have the word sight in this is purely superficial...meaning you cannot love what you dont know...so NO...now if you would have said lust at first sight.....lol
luck? yah I believe I have none
God? yup
Aliens? Dammit noone was supposed to tell!! *start radio transmission* skju lodk me234.....ok guys the jig is up..swoop down n get me 
Horoscopes? yah,even if they dont come true
ghosts? absolutely!!
hell? ever hear of Limbo?? (not the dance...sheesh)
Heaven? Ill say a better place
yourself? not enough lately
Which is better....
Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI
Oranges or apples? orange juice if mixed with peach schnapps,apples if theyre granny smith's covered in caramel
One pillow or two? 4
Pools or hot tubs? hot tubs
Blondes or brunettes? (looking in mirror for original haircolor)Brunette with auburn highlights.....lol
Tall or short? tall
TV or radio? Depends what shows are on
When was the last time you....
Took a shower? about 5 hrs ago
Watched Bambi? oh geez makin me think here......(my kid was.......)about 6 yrs ago,and yes i still cried when bambi's mama got shot
Cried? 3days ago
Got a real letter? lmfao...whats that??
What is.....
Your most prized & important possesions? my daughter
Your good luck charm? I thought we covered this luck question already??
The worst song u've ever heard? shit I dont remember who sang it but it goes......and I would walk five hun dred miles and I would walk five hun dred more......I HATE THAT SONG!!
The most embarrassing CD in your collection? Culture Club
Your biggest accomplishment? being a single mom and living to tell about it
Your proudest moment? the day my daughter was born
Your biggest fear? always being alone and never having another child
Your family like? the 10 I talk to I adore.....the rest can kiss my ass!!
Your most humilating moment? The moment I realized what a fuckin asshole my father was
Your favorite thing for breakfast? Eggs benedict
Your favorite thing for lunch? whudaya got??
Your favorite thing for dinner? chinese food,chicken,steak,seafood.....oh dam you only wanted one
What Do You Think About. . .
Abortion? it's my choice
Bill Clinton? hey if I had a little blue dress Id do him.....c'mon now youve seen Hilary...... !!
Pre-marital sex? so far it's the only kind Ive had
Religion? I have one
Hanson? oh boy
Alternative music? if its got a good beat...Im in
Rap? yo yo yo(grabbin crotch)lemme spin dis track right here
Country? uhhuh and the best part is when I play it backwards I get everything back
Classical? in the right setting
Oldies? Oh HELL YAH!! Im a fanatic!
Who...
Is the stupidest person you know? all the guys that played me in the past.....your loss!!
Do you have a crush on (unfamous)? =X someone.....and if he doesnt know it yet .....HE SHOULD!!
Do you have a crush on (famous)? crush no...would I do?? now thats an entirely different question
Do you go to for advice? my psychic friends.....lol
Do you hate? my father....ok hates a little strong....or maybe its not strong enough.
Knows the most about you? myself
Has it easier, guys or girls? during labor...the man,during a prostate exam......the woman
Random Stuff. . .
Do you ever save AOL conversations? if Im suspiscious of the person yes
Who's your favorite person(s)? oh the pressure is killin me ........
Who's your least favorite person(s)? I think you can guess
How many people are on your buddy list? over 120...some are on my asshole list though....lmao
When do you usually go online? whenever I dam well feel like it
Niteeeeeeeeeee | 
