Holy Cannolis Batman!!! Is this me?? OMG it is.......IT IS MEEEEEEEEE. Wow its been a few ey?? Sux...I miss posting   Ok well as far as school goes.....I go Monday for registration(woohoooooo)Tuesday,I go down to see if the state can help a sistahhhhh out.
looks like theres been some nominating goin on while Ive been away. writermom25 is having a contest. Thanks to.....Moniet,Debi n stargate for the nominations. I have about 500 jokes in my mailbox so I think Ill leave you a couple.....lol
maybe just maybe I can get to a few sites too

*A girl goes to the gynecologist for the first time. She's up
in the stirrups, and the doctor notices she's trembling. He says: "You're nervous, aren't you?"
"Yes, it's my first visit to a gynechologist."
"Would you like me to numb you down there?"
"Oh, yes please."
He sticks his face between her legs and goes: "Num, num, num . . ."

*Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics
guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a
lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle"
products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age
would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, "Judging from
your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure,
twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Hey, wait a minute!" Joe interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet."

Cyaaaaaaaaas