| | ~ Santa Pick Up Lines ~ Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
I know when you`ve been bad or good... so let`s skip the small talk!
Some of my best toys run on batteries... (wink wink!!!)
Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what Mrs. Claus calls it.)
I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear... Do you???
Screw the "NICE" list... I`ve got you on my "NAUGHTY" list, Babe!!!
Wanna join the "Mile High" club? 
VOTE......VOTE.....VOTE!! onight at midnight the voting stops. All votes after midnight are null and void. Cyaaaaaaas |
| | Posted 12/20/2001 10:33 AM - 1 view - 6 comments
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