Today’s Topic: Fetish or Coincidence?

For those that have said that I have some sort of strange Indian fetish, namely Suah and Danny, I must clarify my position on this matter for you silly Christians.

The word “fetish” is defined as:

~ An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation

Granted, I have been known to give more attention to those of the Middle Eastern and Indian female persuasion. It is easy to confuse such behavior with that of having a “fetish” for a particular ethnic group. But is it an obsessive preoccupation? A fixation? Let us consider the following:

1)      Do I only find Indians attractive? – No.

2)      Is Indian the only ethnicity that I would consider having relationships with? – No.

3)      Are Indians the only type of women worthy of seduction? – Pass.

4)      Would I be willing to perform perverted sexual acts on women of other races? – No comment.

5)      Do I have an abnormally obsessive preoccupation, attachment, or fixation to Indian women? – Of course not.

With an overwhelming majority, it is evident that it is not a “fetish” in the manner in which most people would perceive. In order to understand, we must follow these guidelines:

1)      Finding women of a different race than mine (Asian) attractive does not make it a “fetish.”

2)      Finding women of a minority ethnicity attractive does not make it a “fetish.”

3)      Video taping myself urinating on a minor does not make it a “fetish” or “illegal.”

This leads back to the question at hand: Why the interest in the first place? Let me speak frankly…

Them bitches are FINE. With their naturally golden brown, rotisserie gold skin…large dark brown eyes…it’s just something about them that gets my di…heart throbbing. And not just Indians. Middle Eastern women are so damn fine. Have you ever seen an Egyptian with beautiful green eyes? Well I have, and it was good. They’re all good. Egypt, India, Cyprus, Iraq, Afghanistan…hey, even if they’re gun-totting terrorists, they’re still hot. They can blow me (…up?) any day.

For those that don't understand yet, I only find the "attractive" women attractive. Ugly is ugly, in any race. Of the 3 Indian girls in my graduating class, I thought 2 were "hot." 2 is coincidence, 3 would have been over the top. Even if I wanted to think that fugly indie was good looking, I couldn't. I'm pretty sure she's a man. But in my travels, I have found many such gems. For those in the know, there’s…for security purposes, let’s call her…Brownie. Then there’s Raspie. Further down the line, there’s Tightie and Duggie (for those of you with lesser standards…cough*don*cough).

If you don’t believe me, keep an eye out and you’ll notice what you’ve been missing.