Saturday, May 10, 2008

• The Perfect Date

  found in my email yesterday...
  
  
  
  
  A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
   sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
   down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
  
  
   Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its 
   socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of 
   the air, and hands it back.
  
  
   'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in 
   place.
  
   'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
  
   They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to 
   the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares 
   her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
  
   After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come 
   to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a 
   wonderful, wonderful time.
  
   The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. 
   The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
   'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice 
   to every guy you meet?'
  
   'No,' she replies. . .
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
   She says:
  
   'You just happened to catch my eye.'
  
  
  

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