Two friends are talking. Let's call them Bob and Hank.

Bob: "What a day! I went to work today and as soon as I got there my boss told me I was getting a raise. Yeah, he said he was doubling my pay for doing such a good job! He told me I was going to get an extra eight weeks of vacation a year and that today was even going to be a paid holiday from now on. Since I didn't have to work today after all, I started heading out the door when a big bus pulled up in front of the building. It was full of girls on their way to try out for the Dallas Cowboy cheerleading squad! They were all super smart and were impressed by my knowledge of computer games. Then tragedy struck as a kitten that belonged to one of them managed to climb on top of the bus and couldn't get down. This bus was a good twelve feet high by the way. This would have been quite a problem but as you know I started working on my vertical a few days ago and it is now 58 inches. I leapt up and gently grabbed the kitten. I returned the kitten to its owner(who as it turned out happened to be the daughter of British royalty, I'm being knighted next week). When the bus driver, who oddly was also a super hot chick, saw my jumping ability she came over to me and asked if I would like to be hired on as the full-time rooftop item retriever. The pay was comparable to my new salary but I couldn't do that to my old boss. It was then that he came out and told me not to worry about. He said I should take the job and that we would go ahead and pay me anyway just for being such a neato guy! I rushed right over to tell you because I am leaving with the bus tomorrow."

Hank: "Wow, you have had quite a day! Isn't your car in the shop though? How did you get to work?"

Bob: "Huh? Oh, I rode in on my unicorn."

You have to question the validity of a story if any part of it is definitely untrue. That would be the case even if everything in the story other than the one definitely false thing were completely reasonable. If the entire story is rather fantastic and the events are all intertwined...

Went out to Matt and Brooke's tonight. Had a good time. I'm genuinely thankful for them and the others of you that still consider me a friend.

I'm home now. I'm really tired. Really tired. I hope everyone had a great night and is sleeping well. Good night all.

I'm pretty fucking pissed right now. There are a million reasons. I hate this fucking world and I hate that I'm forced to be part of it. I see so many people who have been crushed by it and don't even realize it. People that could be incredible but they have been twisted by it since the moment they were born. It both sickens and saddens me. I want more for you. All of you.