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Original: 12/21/2004 11:45 AM
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

 

The Mystery Of The Angry Foreigners

Solomon sent me a link to what appears to be a military video of a bomb being dropped in - if the title is to be believed - Fallujah.  It's taken from very high up, so it's only disturbing when you realize the little ants blowing around are people.  But then I remembered that the little ants vociferously hate freedom, so it was okay.

The website hosting the video has the following sentence on their main page:

Amerigo Solutions would like to show their support for those who were effected [sic] by the tragic events on September 11th, 2001 by providing a photo gallery of vehicles with American flags. Click on the photos below to view.

And then when you click on the photos below, they have a gallery of photographs of people with flags on their cars.  I'm not making this up.

Here's what I find wrong with this:

  1. Usage Note: Affect and effect have no senses in common. As a verb affect is most commonly used in the sense of “to influence” (how smoking affects health). Effect means “to bring about or execute”: layoffs designed to effect savings. Thus the sentence These measures may affect savings could imply that the measures may reduce savings that have already been realized, whereas These measures may effect savings implies that the measures will cause new savings to come about.
  2. Putting a goddamn flag on your car does not fight terrorism, even if you park the car at Wal Mart, and especially not if the car is an SUV.

That is all.

 Posted 12/21/2004 11:45 AM - 5 views - 4 comments

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Hello--I sit at the cubicle next to Solomon's. He sent me the link to your site. You are hilarious, just wanted to tell you that.
Posted 12/21/2004 1:04 PM by mydogischelsea - reply

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You're right about the flag wavers (or flag bumpersticker plasterers) who own SUVs. It cracks me up to see the American flag on a Hummer. Supposedly it's an act of treason to finance terrorism, so anyone who owns a Hummer, SUV, pickup truck, van, or any other monster vehicle that isn't absolutely necessary for business purposes, or anyone who hops in any gas-powered vehicle to drive less than two miles, should be considered guilty of treason.
Posted 12/21/2004 1:10 PM by lizardsir - reply

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Personally, I fight ALL my battles with bumper stickers. They are far more useful than flags. For instance, since I started sporting my "Hands Off Washington" bumper sticker in opposition to gun control, more people have been shot by handguns than before.

"Nuke the Unborn Gay Whales For Jesus" has had obvious results that are undeniable.

"Visualize World Peace" has led so many people to ACTUALLY visualize world peace that we are a more peaceful planet than we were 4 years ago. This is also unrefuted fact.

However, when I had a flag on my car, there was nothing but terrorism and war. Hmmmph!
Posted 12/21/2004 1:49 PM by slapsomeone - reply

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Amen to No. 2 on your list.
Posted 12/21/2004 9:22 PM by TexasAlan Xanga True Member - reply


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