I'll Jerk You Off While You Pour Beer On Me

I'm all out of stories at the moment, so in order to sustain your rapidly waning interest I'm posting some interesting tidbits until I think of something witty to say.

So, today I have someone's online photo album, in which we see a group of frat boys get drunk enough to excuse their homoerotic behavior, which in this case is very, very drunk, since involves doing assisted nude handstands on a beer keg.  Why would one do such a thing?  Well, it's certainly not because they're gay!  They're just really, really drunk!

Not Gay Behavior Photo Album

Also, I noticed on the intro page that the guy says you can e-mail him to get the full-size uncensored photos - do you think he'd send them to people he doesn't technically know, but who are just wanting to have a looky-loo at muscular semi-straight guys with no pants?  Look into that for me, would you?  Thanks.

Oh, and even more humorously - he wrote a poem.  I'll give you a sample couplet:

Keg stands with the backdrop of a star lit sky
how many people have gazed at the water passing by?

I guess all that beer and nudity touched him down deep inside, down in his no-no places, where he keeps his feelings bottled up for the next time he gets wasted. 

I also found this possibly-faked but definitely nude frat-like wrestling clip, although I really have no idea how I came across it.  (That's not a pun - I just don't know where I found the link.)

That is all.