There have been some important, newsworthy developments in the pictures-of-Jake-Gyllenhaal area of the news.  IHeartJakeMedia.com has again surprised me with heretofore unknown, at least to me, additional photographs of one of my favorite Jakes, specifically Gyllenhaal, most specifically in these sexy color photographs and these sexy black-and-white photographs. 

You have to register - for free - to view the big 'uns, but once you do, imagining yourself on a tobaggon ride down his hairy manchesters, through his treasure trail and whooshing through the musky treasures found below before running smack dab into the giant oak tree of ...well, you get the idea:

Jake Gyllenhaal As Tobaggan Ride - Detail

Isn't that a great picture?  If I had Photoshop I'd make a nicer one, but this one still does the trick.  I've already imagined over five toboggan rides with Jake just sitting here writing this posting...but our last imaginary toboggan ride was the most romantic, and our most special time together.  Jake held my hand when I got scared, and we drank hot cocoa afterwards back at the ski lodge.  (I suppose you might think it's hard to imagine riding in the tobaggon with Jake at the same time that you are imagining riding down the manly manchesters on Jake, but I have a vivid imagination.) 

I burned my tongue on the cocoa - ouch! - and Jake kissed it and made it better.  Then we made a fire in the fireplace of our cozy room in the ski lodge, and then...well, I suppose I shouldn't kiss and tell, but let me put it this way:  we did it up the butt.

I don't feel half as dirty perusing these posed pictures as I did those paparazzi pictures from a few weeks back, since unlike those surfing-and-taco-eating pictures, Jake seems to have been complicit in this photo session and removed his shirt regardless.  I like that in a man.

Not only that, but once a guy that looks like Jake Gyllenhaal stars in a moving, moving picture about gay cowboys - whether or not the gay cowboys eat pudding - he surely must expect the buckets of drool and other fluids that are going to be spilled on his behalf from the homosexual community at large.  It comes with the territory. 

That is all.