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Thursday, October 06, 2005

 

Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death...
with stones.

 

That's an actual Bible quote, Deuteronomy 21:21, which just proves that Christians are retards.  What, I'm going to stone someone to death with an eggplant?  Or how about a VHS copy of a small but important women's film that never got rereleased on DVD?

No, the verse says, "stone with stones."  Thanks for clearing that up.

The reason I noticed that was because the crazies have invaded Xanga! Hurray!  Well, at least one crazy has - and he's a religious crazy, one of the best kinds of crazy.

It's a little hard to tell, but I think this nutjob, Stoning Sodomites, is for real. I noticed that a couple people I whose Xangas I read were all posting complaints about how someone had snuck up and commented Leviticus at them, and I guess it was this dude who did it.  What a loser

Leviticus 20:13 And a man who lies with a male as one lies with a woman, both of them have done a detestable thing, dying they shall die; their blood shall be on them. 

As if any homosexual has ever been turned away from the delicious power of lubed-up buttsex just by threat of getting a little blood on them?  And telling someone that "dying they will die" is actually only a threat for those crazy people who have a fantasy belief system whereby a magical wizard who lives up in the sky will sweep them up into a sort of magical city after they die, and so thereby "dying they will live."  With Jesus, presumably, unless they've had it up the butt, of course. 

I've been to nightclubs that had entry requirements that were entirely the opposite of that - and several of them were actually called 'Heaven'! Isn't that funny?

I find the amount of belief one needs to posess to sustain belief in a religon to be overpowering, because all religions have some belief or another that is just overpoweringly silly.   That God is concerned with your clothing, for example, or your diet, your hairdo, or whether or not you do it up the butt - but then when there's like a hurricane and....sheeeit! God's nowhere to be found!  The same nosy guy who was rooting through your closet getting rid of your linen blend pantsYou picked a fine time to leave me, with four hundred children, and a crop in the field!

Anyway, people who quote from the Bible get tiresome - their material is necessarily limited (Mohammed and Joseph Smith being two exceptions who didn't let that stop them) and the Bible, like The Blair Witch Project, is not nearly as interesting if you actually find out how the project came together. 

Plus the Bible quoters never understand that quoting something from the Bible or  The Wonderful Wizard of Oz doesn't "prove" anything, even if the part of the Bible or the Wizard of Oz being quoted actually says, "this is true."   

Really, it's true.

That is all.

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The problem with organized religion (other than the constant, frenzied rape of altar boys by priests) is that the fanatics out on the far-right get all the press and give it a bad name. Christianity is based on a very simple commandment, it is the root of all Christianity: "love thy neighbor as you love yourself". So when I went next door to my neighbor's house to masturbate little Suzy while she slept in her crip, why am I being called a "pedophile" and having things thrown at me? All I'm guilty of is being a Christian.  

Posted 10/6/2005 4:04 PM by BostonMike4444 - reply

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I'm surprised that "open letter to Dr. Laura"-bible-verses-email-fwd has not yet made its way to Mr. Stoning Sodomites.
Posted 10/6/2005 4:33 PM by seeyouinhell - reply

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bible?
huh?
i thought Hitler burned all those a while ago... hmmm... guess some musta made it out... people still readin' that garbage?

idiots.
Posted 10/6/2005 6:08 PM by avantdan - reply

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"When men fight with one another, and the wife of the one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of him who is beating him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the private parts, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall have no pity." Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Posted 10/7/2005 1:56 AM by lightlyscented - reply


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