I'm currently the #4 result on Google for the phrase "rhymes with dork."  You don't even need the quotes.  Isn't that exciting? 

Imagine, for example, that Madonna decides she's going to do yet another verse for I Love New York, and she decides to use the magic of Google to find the rhyming words.  She'd google "rhymes with dork" and it would lead right to my open letter to Madonna titled "rhymes with dork" which tells her how much I Love New York sucks (i.e., lots).

And then maybe she'd write another verse for Sorry instead.  (Darn, that's a catchy tune!)

That is all.