I guess I missed this exciting news event  when it happened, but recently BostonMike pointed it out.  And yoyu know what - it really doesn't matter that I'm a little late, because I think the message it teaches is timeless:  don't let a horse do you up the butt. 

Apparently MrHands60, whose hobbies include "horses," learned that lesson the hard way. 

Not only that, it's led me to what is surely a crazier group of people than even the SkinParasites.com people: that would be people into bestiality. 

Now, I've only made a quick perusal on the "Beastforums" message boards - mainly because it's really not safe for work and also because I'm trying to keep my lunch down - but I can tell you that they are clearly gunning for pole postition in the crazy race.

Now, I'm not one to judge - much - but in my personal opinion, the guys at Beastforum are clearly deranged.  Sample sentence from this not-safe-for-work message board, commenting on a posted photograph of a female behind:

With an Ass-ess like that, I say, As long as I have a face, she has a place to sit,... and pee.

I should also mention the "she" they are referring to is a donkey, thus the attempted pun on "ass." ( I have no explanation for the whimsical punctuation and random capitalization.) The entire message thread is guys who are looking at photograph of a donkey's vagina, and then commenting on how sexy they think it is.  And by "it" I mean "the donkey's sexy vagina."  Gee, I've never had occasion to write those words together in a sentence before: "the donkey's sexy vagina." 

Oh, the magic of the internet!

Well, I've just looked at that one thread, but I think I've reached my limit.  Maybe one of you all can poke around in there and see if there's anything that leans more towards "funny and crazy" and away from "disgusting" and "makes me want to barf". 

I wonder if this "disgusted" reaction I have is similar to how Christians feel when they imagine gays such as Anderson Cooper getting it up the pooper, and that's why they act so nuts about gay marriage and so forth?  If it is the same feeling, then I guess I can understand their virulance, though I have to add that there's a big difference between homosexual sex between two consenting adults (or between me and Jake Gyllenhaal) and some toothless hick licking a donkey's vagina, sexy or otherwise. 

It's hard to believe, I know, but it's very, very different. 

That is all.