Apple Brown Betty

Modern man has spent countless hours making modern woman feel bad about her hoohoodilly - and then selling her a product to fix the problem -  and in that vein gentle reader  hotcopperpeacock kindly sent in a link for this ridiculous product which continues the trend started by FDS™ (feminine deodorant spray.) 

I'm no straight guy, but my understanding was that once you've gotten a guy to go south of the border, he pretty much doesn't care what color the hair is down there as long as you've bathed in the last week or so, and they're not so picky about that, either, right?  I mean, I think it would be a turn off for me to know that a woman had so much free time she could dye her pubes pink.  Shouldn't she be spending that time cooking me dinner?

It reminds me, there's an article about anal bleaching in the upcoming September issue of Marie Claire, a trend which I first heard about in conjunction with walking skeleton Lara Flynn Boyle, for some reason - most likely because anal bleaching is supposed to be painful and cocaine is an anesthetic.  In my opinion, though, you're really not supposed to be showing your asshole to anyone other than close friends, and hopefully your friends aren't such snarky critical bastards that you need to dye, color, or otherwise "fix"your gentilia so that you aren't made fun of for being a gray-pubed too-much-labia dark-anused person, right?  I hate it when that happens.

I had a dream on Friday that Handsome Mister Goats slept with Xiu-Xiu, The Sent-Down Boy, and in the dream I was angry for all the wrong reasons.  Once I dreamed that I was in a plane that was crashing, and just as I was about to die my last thought was, "Oh, well, this isn't so bad." (This was before I converted to O, The Oprah Religion.) 

I went to see the Simpsons Movie this weekend, so I have another capsule review:

The Simpsons Movie:
Positive: It's like a very funny episode of the Simpsons, but longer and funnier.  Pedophiles will be pleased that Bart has been given genitalia.
Negative: Other than a rather whimisical disregard for gravity in the denouement, I can't think of any negatives.

One thing for those of you that have seen it - it appears that a popular character dies in the movie - does anyone know if his death will "stick" in the TV show, like Maude Flanders'seses did? (If you have an opinion, though, please don't say the name of the character and spoil it for other people.)

That is all.