Don't you hate it when you order some food, but by the time it shows, up it's cold and they didn't leave off the mustard like you asked, but you're probably too tired and hungry to send it back, so you just eat it anyway?  Well, apparently Perez Hilton is counting on laziness to get laid, because I ran across this hilarious post,  and apparently he's using some extremely outdated photographs on his Manhunt profile. 

Now, normally I absolutely refuse to make fun of a person's weight... unless it's either my own weight, or unless the person runs a website dedicated to making fun of people's weight.  (Or Kirstie Alley.  Or John Travolta.  But other than that, never... )  So really, it's totally fine to blow up like a Macy's day float, but then don't start a website where you make fun of other people's weight gains and losses, right?  (Or star in a sitcom about your weight.  Or become a Scientologist.)

I mean, wouldn't you be disappointed if you ordered this from the Manhunt:

But by the time it showed up at the door, it had gained 40 pounds?

Would you still eat it, or send it back?  It's this sort of thing that makes me happy to say that I cook all my own meals.

Even more remarkably, despite the fact that this person's post is from more than a year ago, I have it on good authority that the profile for "Toptastic" is STILL on the Manhunt and using those same photographs.  I mean, it'd probably be fun to chat about The View with Perez, but he doesn't list that anywhere on his likes/dislikes - it's all "watersports" and "pig play" - no pun intended.

That is all.