Todd took the Physical Attraction Quiz at Match.com, and since I have to do everything he does, I've taken it also. It has revealved that I am attracted to attractive people, and I don't like old people.  Here is the most mainstream man I supposedly like:

He looks like Anderson Cooper took Jeff Probst back behind the meat curtains, and this is their love child.  I actually already dated this one in a previous lifetime, so they're not off the mark.

And this guy is the "lowest end of the mainstream attractive" that was still my type:

"Um, yeah, okay, you'll do, sir - come right this way.  You're scraping the bottom of my minimum attractiveness level, but you can make it up by either reading (books!) or being horny (but not with other people)."

The quiz did come to the shocking and altogether untrue decision that "even a little back hair is okay" with me, so I'm not going to bet on these results exactly, but to those of you that know me, you'll recognize this little man in his description:

"Some may call one of your types "Pretty Boys," but all you know is that they're gorgeous. The combination of classic good looks with small noses, beautiful eyes, and full lips is hard to resist. These guys tend to be clean shaven, have clear skin, and get good hair cuts. They're taking good care of themselves so they can be "pretty" just for you!"

Come to think of it, that sounds like Barbie.

The quiz has an odd section where you're supposed to figure out if the supplied photos would be attracted to you (and by "you" I mean "me"), which I found difficult since I didn't know the people in question.  I didn't want to be presumptuous, and how do I know how drunk they are to begin with, anyway?!?!? 

Also, this really hot bald man kept showing up repeatedly in the quiz.  I've never dated a bald guy, but I'd even date Moby if he could shut up with the Jesus crap and let me have milk in my coffee. <sigh>  I know what you're thinking -  "If "wishes" and "buts" were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola." 

Such a useful little ditty to remember, isn't it?  Like "You can't make a sow's purse out of a silk ear!" and "People who live in glass houses should dress in the basement."  The wisdom of the ancients....