In Which I Pander To
Your Basest Desires

I feel bad about not posting lately, especially since I recently found out I had nine readers, which, when you include myself, is eight more than I thought I had. Who knew?  Also, I see that Todd has been ill, and as his only friend, I don't want him sliding down a toboggan of loneliness and heading for a giant oak tree of despair. 

Instead, I'll post a few pictures of Seann William Scott with his shirt off that I took when he came over to my apartment the other day.  You see, Seann was feeling a little lonely and just a little overheated - it can get sooo damp here in the summmer! - and so he came over and just happened to take his shirt off while I snapped a few pictures. 

See that tattoo?  I'm the one that broke his heart - Sorry, Seann! - but I made it up to him by giving him the tattoo for free.  Did I mention before that I'm a tattoo artist?  Gee, I thought I had!  I'm a perfectionist, though, and it took me so long that I had to shave him twice.  Mmpf!

In this photograph, Seann is letting his boyish enthusiasm get the better of him, and he's coming towards me to grab my camera away.  He's so silly sometimes!  I can't tell you the number of afternoons we've whiled away being boyishly enthusiastic together - no, really, I can't tell you!  Sometimes we get so enthusiastic that we start wrestling, just like in a Bel Ami video! 

I should also mentiont that those of you, like Todd, who have been to my apartment might notice that the apartment in this photograph looks nothing like my apartment, and I have a very, very good reason for that - we recently redecorated!  But then I immediately changed it back to what it looked like before, so if you happen to visit you'll see that it still doesn't match the photograph.  But you can absolutely believe me that a famous movie star really did come over to my apartment so I could take pictures without his shirt on - what reason would I have to lie?

Well, that's all I've got for you today, but I think you'll have to admit he sure is a yum-yum!  He gets me as moist as a snack cake down there. 

You know, I'd like to be more involved with you, gentle reader, so please comment on and forward my weblog address to all your friends so they can share and enjoy in these lovely photographs and my amazingly witty commetary.  You know, I really care about you- you know I do! - but by "you" I mean "me." 

Toodles!