Regarding The Importance Of Proper Punctuation In Maintaining Public Decency Standards (And Also Some More Sexy Pictures)

Someone questioned yesterday whether the hairless photos of Sebastian Rulli were the same person as the hairy photographs of Sebastian Rulli.  Imagine, someone questioning whether I am correct or not!  The very idea! 

Even Todd has learned never to do that, because he has learned that I am always right, except those few times when I was wrong, like that time I thought Tommy Lee Jones was in the diner with us (See my Tuesday, May 18th entry for discussion of that historic and very likely singular moment).

I'm actually not at all annoyed- not even the tiniest bit! - because I like to hear commentary from my loyal readers, and especially in this particular instance because it also gives me the opportunity to post more pictures of Sebastian Rulli, a sexy Mexican actor with a variety of chest hair configurations for us to peruse:

I should mention that you can click on the pictures to get a bigger version. I just make them small so I can fit in more of my witty banter.

I think you can see from the above that it's the same guy in various stages of shaved-ness.   He seems hotter when he's hairy, although I found one of him hairless and naked, which is also nice:

Okay, Now Raise Your Left Hand And Repeat After Me...

I also found where he looks a little like Mr. Jellineck (i.e, Paul Dinello, on the right on the right) a little:

Look At Those Lips! Those Soft, Pillowy Lips!

Anyway, you can peruse them at your leisure at the website I stole these pictures from.  I probably shouldn't have posted them to begin with - there must be a copyright law - or at the very least a sexiness law - that I've broken in doing so, but I couldn't help myself.  He reminded me of a very friendly Mexican donkey I used to know - biblically - named Ramon.  Oh, Ramon!  Ramon and I used to do a donkey show down in Tijuana.  The way to a donkey's heart is much like the way to a man's heart: through his stomach, and I was able to entice Ramon into my affections using a few well-placed carrots in my nether regions.  He would eat carrots out of anywhere that I put them - anywhere!

For those of you who have read Eats, Shoots And Leaves - and if you have, why the hell haven't you lent it to me?- I leave you with this picture, which reminds us all of the importance of punctuation.  In this case, an apostrophe alone is saving the good people of the Ozarks from being mortally offended by something far more vulgar than Janet.'s titty:

Big Dick's Halfway Inn

By the way, due to the large amount of memorabilia they have for sale, such as the "I Big Dick's" shot glass, I think the owners are in on the joke.