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  • Me & Mrs. Jones STAR JONES UPDATE: I didn't realize it, but the fact that Al Reynolds "used to be gay" apparently isn't such a secret after all: Star had released a statement back in May: ''My fiancee and I have …
  • I Lost My Frog.I'll Find My Frog.Who Took My Frog? I talked to E last night about his milk conversation that I wrote about yesterday, and it turns out he was sleeping when his friend called, so he was basically "sleepta…
  • Would You Like Some Miracle Whip On That Sandwich? I think it totally makes sense that we should amend the constitution so that Arnold Schwarzenegger can be elected President. It would be the most logical progression t…
  • Hold Still! I Want To Take A Shitty Picture Of You With My Camera Phone! I think it needs to be said: those camera phones are an amazing advance in technology, one I couldn't even have conceived of just a few years ago…
  • I Don't Like Mondays

    ..And I'll Tell You WhyA little over three years ago my friend Solomon was dating a guy we'll call Hopeful Playwright. I'm calling him that because I've forgotten his name, but it was something gentile like Mark, Rick, …
  • Whoa! Hu Cang Long! Someone asked awhile back about those Heath Ledger photos from Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain that you can look up on Getty Images, and wouldn't you know it, I have more pictures from it! I came acros…
  • People Who Bought This CrapAlso Bought This Other Crap Amazon made the following correct yet strange (when you think about it) recommendation for my while I was checking out the new Rufus Wainwright album, Want Two: …
  • Song Of Myself There's just so many things to talk about today - the grilled cheese sandwich lady, the grilled cheese spin-off parody auctions, and the fact that no one in the news media is trying to verify whether the …
  • The Elephant In The Room Is You, Miss Thang! No, Star, That's Not A Fat Joke- I'm Talking To Your Husband I'm pleased to report that due to nothing other than my extreme obsession with him, combined with my shrill, j…
  • Scream Real Loud! Well, I'm back from vacation, and work has piled up in the meantime, so I'm posting just this one thing today because it is URGENT and TIMELY. I have various comments that I'd like to discuss relat…
  • The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Nice! Last night we stopped into the lobby of the Delano, and it's true what they say - the lobby is fabulous. It's done up with all these white billowing floor-to-ceiling curtains an…
  • The Rooms Are Small, But The Lobby Is Fabulous! My friend Ryan pointed out something important about my last entry; - I actually have had dental surgery. Sorry about that - I must have lied! You see, I had my wisdom…
  • Sympathy For The Devil Last Thursday I went to see Wicked with E. and his mother. Due to E.'s third-hand ticketing connection, we had fabulous seats, but I had to sit apart from E. and his mom. Read nothing into this …
  • Jake ShearsAna Matronic '08"For A Sexier America" While I'm in the back making up some "Don't Blame Me, I Voted For McGovern" t-shirts, how about YOU enjoy these delicious photos of Jake Shears? I've already consoled m…
  • GOODBYE GEORGE! Don't Forget To Go Fuck Yourself! I'm breaking my self-imposed rule against song lyrics to bring you this happy thought today - if America makes the right choice tomorrow, then we'll never have to se…

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