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  • It Makes One Want To Lose One's LunchThis article is horrible. What's worse than another article about The Passion Of The Christ? Another article about The Passion Of The Christ uses "it's" instead of "its." Oh, and s…

  • Do you know anyone who wants to pay $75 a ticket plus service charge to see Cyndi Lauper at Town Hall on Thursday, March 11th? Wait, let me rephrase that: Do you know anyone who isn't me who wants to pay $75 a ticket p…

  • Why Write Something Witty When You Can Just Link To Something Witty That Someone Else Has Already Written?

  • "The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves."—Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003 Today we got even more words of wisdom from the miserable failure hims…

  • Excuse Me, Sir, But My Milkshake Is Better Than Yours Today I had my review at work, and if you thought I would be rewarded for my efforts this year, you would be totally wrong. Won't a 3% raise be entirely wiped out b…

  • We're Going To Good Time Island! I found a great spot for a vacation, named "one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada" by Harrowsmith magazine- with accolades like that, who could resist a trip to Dildo Island? T…

  • I spent the weekend in Hartford, Connecticut. The only good to come out of that whole deal was I found DKNY's birthday present, which is a beautiful wall clock with a light-up animated "Jesus Is Flying Right At You" eff…

  • 'Gina! The Musical It sounds catchy, right? I thought of the title of my yet-to-be-written one-woman show, and there you have it. I like that it has a name, like Houston Street or Ralph Lauren, that will be mispronoun…

  • As Long As I Have A Face, You Will Have A Seat I met famous New York DJ Kevin Graves at a party for some new magazine last night. Before you read the rest of this post I would suggest you visit his site and click on hi…

  • I Hate Homework! I speak with people on the phone for work a lot, and there are several things that I have learned are "Signs That You Are Useless To Me." They are things, sounds, actions, and words that you say which …

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