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Call Me Anna Is it just me, or have those blurry words that Ticketmaster utilizes to ensure that you are a person become as just as incomprehensible as the Cabbage Patch Kids "names" did in the later years of their popu…
- 3/29/2004 4:28:12 PM
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I'm So Glad They Found Another Project For Him Roberto Gari AKA Guy Blank AKA Jerri's Father has another project, and luckily for him it's doing the exact same thing he's been doing all along. That's him on the side …
- 3/26/2004 10:08:20 AM
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Dick Mitten, Anyone? Google is way easier to influence than I ever realized. Power to the people! Stick it to the Man! While I am personally a miserable failure at getting cock holster up there (there's apparently a…
- 3/24/2004 11:25:03 AM
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The Assumption of the Madonna Wow- who knew this was coming? I know what you're thinking: "Now I'll have to get into work on time or....I can barely say it - early - in order to get online and ready to buy my tick…
- 3/24/2004 10:49:37 AM
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"Nothing Tastes As Good As Being Thin Feels!" That little nugget of advice I remember from an old Weight Watchers cookbook we had in our house as I was growing up. Scattered among the recipes for fat free whipped toppi…
- 3/19/2004 10:37:56 AM
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I Knew You Were Coming, And I Did Bake A CakeI'm having DKNY and the Stump over for dinner on Thursday to celebrate Stumpy's birthday. I've been in a buying frenzy getting prepared (cake pans, groceries) making it all t…
- 3/17/2004 10:12:32 AM
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Walking to work every day is such a bittersweet symphony. No, really - "Bittersweet Symphony" is always playing out of that car stuck in the wall over the Hard Rock Cafe, which I am forced to pass each morning, elbowing…
- 3/15/2004 10:00:50 AM
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Someday You'll Want A Roof Over Your Head, Even If You Have To Sleep With A Man To Get It I went to see Monster last night with famous New York DJ Kevin Graves, and we had a great time. Who knew it would be so funny? …
- 3/11/2004 10:29:25 AM
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Stalking Amy I'm slowly fleshing out the plot of my great unwritten film, Stalking Amy, which I thought of while waiting on a windswept subway platform last week. My alternate title is Chasing Amy...Sedaris. In keepin…
- 3/9/2004 10:41:13 AM
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I'm So Super-Jazzed! Todd thought of grreeeat new name for the Cock Holster's friend: Dick Mitten! Isn't that great? It sounds like a name as well as some sort of strange German word, like bitte or Schadenfreude, and …
- 3/8/2004 12:00:59 PM
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Todd took the Physical Attraction Quiz at Match.com, and since I have to do everything he does, I've taken it also. It has revealved that I am attracted to attractive people, and I don't like old people. Here is the mos…
- 3/4/2004 5:15:13 PM
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Blame Canada! If this article is correct, it sounds like the NY State attorney general is going to recognize gay Canadian marriages, which means I'll probably be headed to Canadia with the BF faster than the miserable f…
- 3/3/2004 5:52:50 PM
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Happy Now? We interrupt your normal spontaneous and witty entry to let you know that Todd originally featured the article referred to in my previous entry regarding The Passion of the Christ. Of course, he dealt with …
- 3/2/2004 11:10:42 AM
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