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In Which I Plan A Trip And Manage To Work "Titular" Into A Sentence Yet Again I'm terribly excited about a trip I'm planning, in which I shall go and visit Todd in his new homeland. He lives in a funny faraway place ov…
I'll Start With Something Disgusting And Move Into Something Offensive DKNY has an ongoing game where he thinks of disgusting ice cream flavors, and I write them down on Post-Its, as is my wont. For your pleasure, here…
I'd Like To Take A "What Type of Upholstery Are You?" Test DavisMcDavis, you're a German Shepherd! No bones, about it, you're a loyal, hard-working German Shepherd. Dedicated and always low-maintenance, people flock …
He's Back - In Black! The Principal Blackman Re-Invention Tour 2004 Tickets go on sale Monday at 9am sharp at the Easy Pickins down on 34th Street.
We Interrupt the Kill Bill Vol. 2 Countdown For These Unimportant Musings: I'd really like to discuss the press conference, but after listening for just a few minutes to the hemming and hawing that came out of that cock…
The Easter Bunny Meets The Self-Mutilating Woman I normally don't post twice in one day, but Todd likes this Passion of the Christ-type crap. This story about an Easter Bunny flogging was posted to the Strangers With C…
I'd Like To Respond To That 8/06 Memo By Completely Ignoring It I mean, if they release something at 6pm on the Saturday before Easter Sunday, I just figure the White House probably wants it swept under the carpet and i…
In Which My Attempt To Do A Good Deed Is Foiled I tried to be Amelie this morning. Well, actually that happens every morning, but this time I actually had a thing to return to someone. I saw an interoffice-type envelo…
At Passover, we eat matzah to remember that when we were fleeing the Egyptians, we didn't have time to allow the bread to rise. And by "we" I mean "you". So when you think about it, it's actually not all that odd tha…
Justine Has Not Been Served! I was perusing the Martha Talks website, where you can write in to tell Martha your support during her time of not-good things. She mentions receiving 150,000 e-mails, so I'm not sure if I'…
If He'd Had His Hand Any Farther Up In There, He'd Have Been Able To Work The Mouth I found the following story while rooting around in some old folder on my computer. It has a funny racist joke in it so I've decided I…

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