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  • Proud, Proud, Proud!

    I was reminiscing in the shower this morning about that one time that Naomi Campbell fell off her Gaultier platforms, something that happens more frequently than it should. Now that I've googled it up, it seems they wer…

  • But It Isn't Rock & Roll To Me, Mr. Joel Now Do You See The Flaw In Your Logic? I was thinking today that it's ironic that It's Still Rock & Roll To Me isn't really a rock 'n roll song. It has a piano in it, an…

  • Art Films? Nudies! That's All They Are - NUDIES! There were so many errors in the previous post about Alexis Arquette that I need to add a special post just to correct them. To reward you, though, hidden somewhere wi…

  • Alexis Arquette's Humongous Penis

    Regarding Your Name Change, And How You Don't Need OneI'm not referring to Madonna, but since you brought it up, I've got a list for you:Roseanne ArnoldAll the Spice GirlsJacque HarryCherilyn Sarkisian LaPierreThe lesson…

  • Regarding The Criminal Origins Of the Inhabitants of McDonaldland

    "Hello Cleveland!" I feel like Miss Ross this morning, dear reader - "High on life, baby, high on life!" It all started because I managed to dig out a tinytinytiny piece of glass from my foot this morning. You see, las…

  • Regarding The International Male Do You Like Pizza?Do You Like Masturbating? I remember hearing once there's a telemarketing trick that telemarketers use where they ask you several questions that they actually already …

  • Ronald Reagan, Still Dead I regularly read Ed Schepp's blog, and he had a great post on June 2nd regarding a shooting in NY, and it made me think: Ronald Reagan is dead, but I why is there continuous coverage news? It'…

  • Regarding The Importance Of Proper Punctuation In Maintaining Public Decency Standards (And Also Some More Sexy Pictures) Someone questioned yesterday whether the hairless photos of Sebastian Rulli were the same person …

  • My Pictures Are Worth 1,020 Words It was just the other day that E was complaining to me that Vanity Fair is just too long. He had only just finished reading the Brad Pitt issue when, almost like clockwork, along came t…

  • The Crazy Lady At The Train Platform I went to the Fleetwood Mac concert at the Tommy Hilfiger at Jones Beach Theater, which brings to mind - where are all these "at" things coming from these days? The Mall At Short Hi…

  • In Which I Meet David SedarisAnd He Doesn't Fall In Love With Me Now, I've never mentioned it before, but I feel comfortable enough here in the Comfort Zone to admit something I've never admitted before: if David Sedari…

  • He's Winking At You With His One Brown Eye We have much excitement here at the Comfort Zone, gentle reader: not only has our Clever Plan of pandering to your basest desires been successful in garnering yet another reade…

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