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  • A Pale Pink Gherkin Nestled In A Shimmering Orange Basketball Of Hair Today I have for you a collection of photographs which are simultaneously both sexy and tragic. As they say in France, Enjoi! Look At Me, Mommy! …

  • My Secret Life I thought it would be fun to tell some frightful personally embarassing stories, but include some that I made up so you'd never really know which are the real ones and which are the fake ones. Doesn't th…

  • Good News! Although I'm sometimes hard on George W. Bush, what with him being a miserable failure and all, but there are some signs that his economic plan is working! Although there were an additional 1.3 million peopl…

  • Please Read!!!! I think "please read" is the worst subject line ever, probably because the subject line "Please Read!!!" aside from not containing the subject, generally means you absolutely do not have to read the e-ma…

  • Regarding the Coming Apocolypse Those of you with a short-term memory longer than that of a goldfish might remember last week, when I said that, among other things, the inexplicable use of the word "sexy" may be a sign …

  • In Which I Present Several Cautionary Tales There's a website called Erowid which contains information about various chemical substances. The best part is that it contains "trip reports", which are posts from people wh…

  • In Which I Inform You Of Coming Trends I know that you look to me as arbiter of the hip, cool new trends and lingo the downtown types use, seeing as I am both self-centered and delusional enough to think that you look t…

  • In Which I Am The Victim of a Con

    Last Friday I left work with a spring in my step. I was going to hop on over the Irving Plaza and try to get a ticket for the Scissor Sisters. They were going to have a concert there, which had unfortunately sold out i…

  • America...Love It Or Leave It! You know how the Republicans love to say "America: Love It Or Leave It!" Well, my brother left and now he lives in Paris - how cool is that? If my boyfriend wasn't afraid of airplanes an…

  • Everything You've Heard About The Brown Bunny Is True You know I'd do anything for you, gentler reader - anything. Especially for cash, but sometimes for free. When I heard that Roger Ebert called The Brown Bunny the…

  • Jedge not, lest ye be jedged! I've already been railing against flip-flops for several months, but I was referring to footwear at the time. It seemed I couldn't get on the subway without being exposed to someone's disg…

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