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  • Regarding Your Short Story, Of Which I Am Not Fond

    I was looking for a new job on Craigslist, but I wasn't trying very hard and I got distracted under "writing gigs" when I came across a request for story submissions from the writer of this short story, which was linked …

  • What A Great Victory...For Me! Hurray! The Hollywood Reporter reports that the Strangers With Candy movie, cleverly-yet-sensibly titled Strangers With Candy, has been picked up by Warner Brothers. Sadly, however, t…

  • Glitter Sunshine Fantasy Babydoll Fluffernutter Unicorn I'm a little worried that Tori Amos might be slipping into puffy sticker territory (aka - The Land of Mariah) with the title of her new album, The Beekeeper, and t…

  • Actually, That Is A Lollipop In My Pocket,But It Doesn't Mean I'm Not Happy To See You I've got just a short note for you before I get back to work. Apparently, the suffering in my personal life has been inspiring Todd…

  • Carson's Condition Appears Stable, Say Doctors "He's Going To Remain Dead For The Forseeable Future." Doc Severson was on the Today show this morning giving a live update from California on Johnny Carson's condition, …

  • Johnny Carson, Still Dead On the Today show this morning a very indignant Carl Reiner suggested that some station put Johnny Carson's old episodes on,"even at 1 or 2 in the morning" starting with the very first episodes…

  • Of Course, You Know, This Means War Confidential to Todd: I'm sorry...but I simply won't stand for that kind of talk. I haven't had any porn over here in ages, I tell you, except for that really important and relev…

  • The Mystery Of The Smirking President I suppose I was a little mean yesterday, so I was thinking of nice things to say about E for today. For example, he's decorated our apartment beautifully, and even though half the …

  • The Clue In The Sexy DVD Footage A lovely box from Amazon.com was waiting for me when I arrived home, and it held my hotly anticipated Scissor Sisters DVD, We Are Scissor Sisters And So Are You, and also the Scissor Sis…

  • I've Got 25 Bucks And A Cracker, Do You Think It's Enough? Todd is complaining on his weblog about not having enough money to give the Democrats, but I can't see the point of lugging around all that guilt, and besides, …

  • You're Pretty Sexy For A Depression-Era Carnie With Magical Powers! Generally speaking, if I like a television program, it is virtually guaranteed to be cancelled within the first three seasons (Twin Peaks, Strangers Wi…

  • Jewish Boro Park Fuck Sexy Girl Last night my credit card company called because I've been buying so much stuff they thought my card might have been stolen. I think I buy things in the spring as my self-diagnosed Seaso…

  • The Clue In The Aluminum-Bound iPod Last night I went to see Taxi Driver with NKOTB, who was previously referred to in this column as "the photographer/pornographer," but I think it will just be much more Fun to refer t…

  • For An Encore, We're Going To Stand Entirely Still E had to work incredibly late last night, and didn't get home until 11pm, which I think is a perfectly ridiculous time to get home from work. He's been working on an a…

  • You'd Be A Lot Sexier If You Weren't Covered In Scar Tissue E and I went to see The Aviator yesterday, and I was mildly surprised to find that I liked it. My boss had previously given me a capsule review which implied…

  • The Mystery Of The Disappearing Boss My boss is out sick again today, after having already called in sick yesterday. His calling in sick is not all uncommon, should mention. I'm not saying he's faking or anything this…

  • Come Here, Go Away In a pique of generosity - which frankly is not at all uncommon - my parents got me Zen Micro MP3 player in New Year's Resolution Pink. (I picked the color, in case you're wondering.) I've loaded it…

  • I'll Jerk You Off While You Pour Beer On Me I'm all out of stories at the moment, so in order to sustain your rapidly waning interest I'm posting some interesting tidbits until I think of something witty to say. So, to…

  • The Mystery of The Disappearing Costume Happy New Year, Lady and Gentlemen! Although I've got tons to do today for work, I've just got to post this interesting tidbit for you, since it involves two of my favorite thing…

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