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  • I'm Not Bad, I'm Just Drawn That Way Yesterday E and I went to see Shopgirl, which stars Claire Danes, Steve Martin, Jason Schwartzman, and Jason Schwartzman's body hair. It was a lovely romantic movie and E kept leani…

  • My Cinnabon Story Contest Story Once upon a time, I had a layover at the Detroit airport around dinner time. The delicious smell of fresh-baked Cinnabons filled the entire airport, bathing every nook and cranny with the…

  • Where Have All The Crazies Gone? As you know, I love watching the crazies on the internet, but the rich river of craziness that is the Unidentified Skin Parasites message board has dried up since the board stopped accep…

  • Poor Southerners are Hilaaarious! These little white girls are creating controversy because of their beliefs: Young Singers Spread Racist Hate. While I support their right to free speech, I can't support the fact that …

  • Kenneth's Nice Story I received the below missive in my e-mail IN box, and I thought it was a fascinating bit of spam, mainly because it's described as "nice," and also because I was pained and saddened by the poor met…

  • Star Jones Confidential Confidential to My Dog Is Chelsea: You are correct that the amazingly self-indulgent website StarAndAl.com does request an e-mail address to login to view their engagement, wedding, and honeymoo…

  • A Whiter Shade Of Pale The below song clip tip came in from my very newest subscriber, lookinfortime - (at least, I think I've got the correct newest subscriber). He sent me an e-mail saying he'd subscribed, but he did…

  • At Twilight Come The Cake Eaters My birthday party on Saturday was haute, but I spent most of the day leading up to it in a fog because NKOTB had a superfun party on Friday night. Of course, I managed to get lost on th…

  • Here It Comes Again I try not to post too too much, as it seems like having a huge post every single day would get a bit wearying for all of you, but today I'll make an exception. Strangers With Candy Superfan Tony Lag…

  • I'll See You, And You'll See Me I'm going to have to write about going to the toilet more often - I've had an unprecedented 11 comments for the last post, only one of which is me. As a reward for all your thoughtful co…

  • I Find Myself Urinating Right During Delivering Packages Or Conversating With People Rather than writing some big long entry about the myriad of problems with my new office and new shared cubicle, I'll bring you one com…

  • It's oh so quiet... Shhhhhhhhhhhh..... I'm over in my new office space. I share a cube with another person. He seems like a nice guy but obviously the porn-looking-at is going to have to stop for me, unfortunately.…

  • Then all the men of the city shall stone him to death...with stones. That's an actual Bible quote, Deuteronomy 21:21, which just proves that Christians are retards. What, I'm going to stone someone to death with an …

  • My Lady Story I played a little of Antony and The Johnsons for E to see if he would go to the concert with me. About 50 seconds into the 60 second clip, he blurted "I DON"T WANT TO GO TO THIS." It set me to gigglin'. …

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