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  • Please Don't Say 'Forgive Me' I'm currently the #4 result on Google for the phrase "rhymes with dork." You don't even need the quotes. Isn't that exciting? Imagine, for example, that Madonna decides she's going to …

  • And For Breakfast, I Had A Sausage Covered In Lubricant

    On Friday I met E and his friends out at Secret, a bar that isn't one. E loves going there almost as much I as love going to the toilet, and almost as frequently. I can't say I enjoy it as much, but it's been growing o…

  • Rhymes With Dork

    Dear Madonna, How, precisely, could a city make someone like you - who is generally accepted as being relatively "cool" and "hip" - possibly be made to "feel like a dork," as you sing in your new song "I Love New York"…

  • Cigarette Aficionado Magazine I had a conversation with the cleaning lady last week that was very difficult to follow. It's odd because she says she doesn't speak English and always has her kid speak to E or me when we…

  • I Like Your Eyes, Your Smile, Your Huge Belly,And The $100 Bill You Stuck In My G-String Although not a single one of you managed to turn out for the Transparent Processes thing at the Kitchen last Wednesday, it was jus…

  • Children Are The Future I came across this video, entitled "Sndstrm: the most homosexual thing I have ever done" today. It's a video of two boys being "silly" by dancing in their underwear..and their underwear being lo…

  • One Thing Leads To Another Over at the Flatpoint High Discussion Board- and you'd be surprised how much there is to discuss about Strangers With Candy, considering how cancelled it is (no offense, Orlando) - there was a…

  • Everbody Likes Mummenshanz, But Nobody Wants To Know How It's Made Gee, I thought my Jarhead nudity review and acommpanying baby turd picture would generate lots of comments, but it's gotten barely a peep! I'm sad. I …

  • Here Comes The Stocking of Little Nell Oh, Dear Santa, Fill It Well Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "Hey, why don't you tell us what you thought of that movie, Jarhead, Davis?" And I will, in just a minute, but firs…

  • This Too Has Come To Pass I've got some follow-up pictures for you today. First is a picture of Jill's pumpkin following a night of frenzied eating by her rabbits. Before: After: And remember when I shared with …

  • Here's A List of Parties You Weren't Invited To Back in the days when I worked for the company of the twice-married yet still homosexual American clothing designer Calvin Klein, the public relations people would occasio…

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