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Your Gown Is Lovely, Katie, But Your Boyfriend Is On Fire I was perusing Popmuse today, as is my wont, and this entry got me to thinking. Mainly because I have nothing to do at work today, I decided to poke around tryin…
- 4/29/2005 3:07:18 PM
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Great News! We're Taking Away Your Office! I work in the production department of a magazine, and my company has a bunch of other magazines, each working separately with their own production department. On Tuesday,we …
- 4/29/2005 11:07:08 AM
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Virginia Woolf Lives! I understand that this text is just to allow the e-mail to get through the spam filter, but it's still lovely in its own way: From: "Gail Lockwood" Uuhmqi@roguewave.com To: Davis McDavis RE: w…
- 4/28/2005 1:12:36 PM
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As you may have noticed in my profile picture, a horrible tragedy occurred on my desktop late last week. In a fit of hunger, Gloomy Bear attacked Hello Kitty when Pee Wee was out at the movies and Kitty had no one to pr…
- 4/25/2005 4:52:34 PM
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Classic.... Timeless... Mexican. Solomon is working a temp job today, and he's been asked to type up a "thank you" letter for his boss, apparently thanking the friend for the use of their house and staff (!). The w…
- 4/25/2005 12:31:41 PM
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Why I Hate Pam Shriver Usually E is out the door before I finish showering, but this morning as I was spackling on a layer of sunscreen I heard the always-unwelcome sounds of Pam Shriver narrating yet anoth…
- 4/22/2005 2:49:46 PM
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Danger! Extreme Puffiness Downstairs! I just came across this den of rampant sexiness - which may or may not be safe for work, if your work allows you to view important sports-related photography of men in Speedos. …
- 4/21/2005 11:16:27 AM
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I'm On Me Blot I just heard the belated and unfortunate news that a member from the Strangers With Candy group I belong to committed suicide a few weeks ago. I didn't know him at all, but he would post funny things al…
- 4/20/2005 12:02:59 PM
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It was red and yellow and green and Brown and blue.(And also pink, of course.) I looked it up, and apparently the reason the dairy products in France are better is due to the fact that they don't pasteurize like we do,…
- 4/19/2005 12:22:38 PM
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Bonne Journee! I've returned from Paris. I've got many clever travel tips for you, such as: "pâté" is the ground-up enlarged liver tissue from a force-fed goose, whereas "pâtes" is "pasta." I did not, luckily, have to…
- 4/18/2005 10:38:07 AM
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In Which I Wish Myself A Bon Voyage So I didn't actually go to the Sandra Bernhard thing yesterday - it seemed like such a hassle. The confirmation e-mail had instructions on what to wear and lots of sentences WRITTEN …
- 4/8/2005 10:33:17 AM
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In Which I Invite You To The Taping Of A Television Programme This isn't really an entry, but for those of you who live in NYC and like Sandra Bernhard (which ideally would be "everyone" but I know some of you are locat…
- 4/6/2005 2:33:17 PM
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In Which I Keep You Apprised Of Upcoming Trends I went down to Kid Robot on my lunch hour today to purchase some of those inscrutable Japanese toys that the children are playing with nowadays. Kid Robot carries…
- 4/5/2005 5:44:55 PM
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In Which I View A Movie About Bottled Water Starring Queen Latifah, And Also The Pope Dies What an exciting weekend we had, lady and gentlemen! First off, on Friday I went to what was billed as a "Comedy Showcas…
- 4/4/2005 10:42:25 AM
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