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  • Gay Men Like Long Penises, While Lesbians Like Short Fingernails. Discuss. I saw and did so many things over the weekend ! Here are some highlights: I went to see a Chinese-American lesbian comedy with NKOTB…

  • People Sure Are Stupid! Unfortunately, I missed Tom Cruise's history-making Oprah appearance, the one that made everyone think he's on drugs and faking his Katie Holmes "romance." I did, however, happen to see him on s…

  • I've Got A Better Idea!

    How About I Take The First Ferry Off This Goddamn Island,And You Leave Me The Hell Alone?Another Xanga person the mysteriously-named hpbsf, commented on my entry yesterday, and I'd like to draw your attention to his Xang…

  • I Look At You And Smile Because I'm Fine Every once in a while I try to figure out how I can get more people to read this thing (although what that would accomplish I'm not sure). I do like the lovely compliments you a…

  • What's Victoria's Secret? She's A WHORE! Shhhhh...don't tell! Friday's Margaret Cho concert was faboo. I laughed 'til I cried and she became a part of me. Saturday brought a lovely morning, and the boys and I tra-la-l…

  • Crazy Update Part Deaux I hadn't planned on overposting today, but I came across this entry at the Skin Parasites discussion board and I had to post it: "I have been infested for some months now with invisible mites.…

  • Crazy Update! Okay, so I forgot to mention that yesterday I went to see Star Wars: Revenge Of Hayden's Chest with E yesterday. Long story short (too late!), it's a good movie, and also Hayden has a nice set of manchest…

  • They Sit At The Bar And Put Bread In My Jar The truly, madly, deeply funny thing about the mysterious Piano Man case is that they got a tip from a mime. Really, how great is that? Why, it made me forget about Iraq for…

  • The Davis McDavis Summer Concert Series Gee whiz, kids - when it rains, it pours! I'm already going to see Margaret Cho tomorrow with E and the boys (Boy A and Boy B), and on Saturday E, the boys (A and B), and New Yor…

  • Don't You Wish Every Day Was September 11th? There's a funny music video here called "America We Stand As One". The truly unusual thing about this video is that to the best of my knowledge, it is actually meant to be t…

  • Excuse Me, But Can I Borrow A Cupful Of Crazy? You know how I'm intrigued by crazy people, such as those found at the Unidentified Skin Parasites Discussion Forum. But I've just stumbled across a crazy-in-the-making in…

  • These Fake Romance Book Covers Are Terribly Funny Example:

  • All These Things That I've Done I could spend hours on Flickr...oh wait, I have. I've been browsing through other people's photo albums, people who were generous enough to upload their sexy, sexy photos for my …

  • I'm Looking For Something That Isn't Covered In Filth You know how I love bad window displays, right? So I went this past weekend to go photograph a particular store I once noticed. The first time I saw it, E and I we…

  • Who's Divorced From Reality Now? It's been quite some time since I wrote about Jeff Gannon/James Guckert, and how he lies so much that he forgot that he's lying, the same way OJ Simpson needs to be occasionally reminded…

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