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  • LATE BREAKING NEWS ALERT! I'm late in covering this extremely important story, but apparently sexy Jake Gyllenhaal went surfing again, sexily, and then he ate a taco in a very sexy manner. Details and sexy photographs …
  • Everybody's Hugging! I'd been looking forward to last weekend for quite some time, as Toddles was supposed to be visiting and we were going to play video games. Lots and lots of video games. We are both able competito…
  • A Wet Rose Covered By Damp Tissue (Feliciano Lopez In Bloom)

    I had a fantastic weekend, which I'll tell you all about tomorrow. It was so exciting that I started writing about it in my head at about 4:30 am Saturday morning as the vodka-and-Red Bull was wearing off. Those things…
  • Lyndie England, Performance Artist In the past I have discussed the fine line between soup and art, and I came across former go-go boy Mark Allen's amazingly insightful posting along similar lines. Back in the days wh…
  • I'm Open To That... Actually, I'll Be Open To Everything From Now On This past Tuesday I attended the Maison Du Chic event at the Knitting Factory, hosted by my fancy-suited friend Nicklcat. I met up with Xiu-Xiu: The …
  • Do I See A Snake In That Grass, Or Are I Just Happy To See You? DKNY clued me in this morning to a hertofore unknown-to-me source of extreme puffiness available on the interweb machine: the disturbingly sexy low-slung …
  • In Which I Hold Others Up For Ridicule I know you all just loved those photographs of the bathing beauty from Miami yesterday, and I found a couple more that I took: The strartlingly slender, reed-like man in the biki…
  • Most Pictures Are Worth 1,000 Words, But This One's Got To Be Worth At 1,500...At Least Sorry about the long time between updates, but I've gotten quite busy at work recently. I hoped to post picture…
  • Just Another Light, Missing I'm glad I posted those song lyrics the other day, as it caused a bunch of comments that actually taught me something I didn't know! Both Alexicon and Jill feel that Courtney Love is the R…
  • In Which I Violate Myself Normally my least favorite type of posts - and don't be offended if you've done this on your own Xanga - is when people post long-ass song lyrics with no explanation nor explication, and so I h…
  • This "God" Fellow They're Talking About Sure Seems Like An Asshole! Children are great - you can teach them to hate the same things you hate! What could the pastor possibly have done to prompt this sign?!?!? N…
  • One Day Of Pure And Simple Happiness I had the wonderful fortune to attend a garden party the weekend before last at my friend Nicklcat's apartment- he was having a "Summer of '95" reunion-and-barbecue party, making it …
  • George W. Bush'll Learn 'Em! This story is courtesy of Toddles, who likes to give me an ulcer along with my morning espresso. To my mind, "Bush" and "education" should not appear in the same sentence. With that said…
  • Black Eyed Pees Special thanks constant reader and pumpkin-pie-filled-vagina-ed Jill for this entry - including the title - of Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie onstage singin' and peein'. Take a look at the photos near th…
  • The Third Jake How come all the hot guys are named Jake? First there was Jake Shears, then Jake Gyllenhaal, and now the sexiest, hairiest, Jew-iest of them all, Jake Bronstein. He is, unfortunately, straight, but a…
  • A Room With A View (A View That I Don't Particularly Care For) There isn't a moment in the day, gentle reader, that I'm not thinking of you, and all the wonderful things I'd like to share and enjoy with you. I'm a lit…
  • There Was This One Song About A Welcome Table (and people like to sit at it) This tip is courtesy of Dan Dan The Amy Fan: http://www.silencethemusical.com/ That's it, my mind has been blown! You have to listen to the…

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    • Name: Davis
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