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I Am Jealous (Green)
NKOTB's roommate has had a blog for a month and he's already gotten a mention on Gawker because he managed to do something that I've been trying to do: run into Jake Shears in a sex shop. (Only instead of "run into" I t… -
Davis McDavis Investigates The Asshole In 10GS
In my continuing investigative series, today's question is: Which of my neighbors keeps on slamming his or her goddamn door every goddamn minute? Now, you might not have personally wondered what the answer to this ques… -
Davis McDavis Investigates!
Xiu-Xiu just reminded me of something I had meant to write about: I'm starting a new irregular feature here at the Comfort Zone, "Davis McDavis Investigates!" As you might imagine, it is a feature wherein I will answer … -
George Bush Is A Moron, But For Entirely Different Reasons Than The Ones You've Been Told
I love the Washington Post! It's awesome! They have a story relating to an e-mail forward I just got, which is supposedly George Bush explaining the Medicare bill: Bush Explains Medicare Drug Bill -- Verbatim Quote… -
Keeping Terror First
I can't make up my mind if I should switch gyms or not. NKOTB said, essentially, that I don't really need to spend the extra money - it's not like I'm "single and horny, or a snob," he said. Hhhmph! Shows you what he … -
Where The Go-Go Go
My mind has been abuzz about the Ricky Martin pee interview - can you blame me? - especially since, like all of my toilet humor, it got the best response out of you people. (No offense, Orlando) Just look at the curre… -
100% Hetero
From Not Only But Also, I learned about the upcoming Mr. Hetero Contest, which is the response some pastor had to the International Mr. Gay something-or-other contest. What a maroon! We already have a Mr. Hetero contes… -
May All Your Showers Be Golden
Not only does Ricky Martin enjoy shaving off all his body hair and doing yoga on the beach in a Speedo, but he also likes golden showers. Describe the last porn movie you watched. Uh, do you really want me to go the… -
Me, And My Forehead
The past long weekend took a lot out of me. Quite frankly, I'm tired, and I'm glad to be back at work where I have fewer opportunities to get into trouble. Friday I went out to Area 10018 with my friends Toddles, v… -
A Million Little Capitalization And Punctuation Errors
So it turns out that A Million Little Pieces might have some fabricated facts in it. The funny thing is that now that I'm reading the expose on the Smoking Gun, the book sounds a lot more interesting than it was when I … -
Casting A Wide Net
Sunshineboy78 clued me in to what must be the filthiest, most degrading, and fascinating blog I have ever read. It's not safe for work, and probably not safe for your home, either, so try to read it via wireless connect… -
I'm Even More Helpful And Caring Than Star Jones
01/11/2006 01:49 PM Please respond to "Mr.Bob Morris" <<bob_morris_in@yahoo.co.in>> To: Davis McDavis cc: Subject: Funds Management (Partnership) Greetings and Compliments of the day, On 25th Ju… -
Liza Minnelli 2000!
I thought I'd had the last word on Star Jones, and gotten it out of my head, but - like that catchy Kelly Osbourne tune - I just couldn't escape her. Star was on Larry King last night, and a few things that were said we… -
Shine! A Personal And Spritual Jourrney About Writing a Book To Sell To You
E pointed out a hilarious StarAndAl quote that I had missed in my rundown of Star's New York Post interview about Star Jones and her gay husband Al Reynolds: On Al's passion: "My man - he's passionate ... Al is passi… -
It's Not The Way That I Want It
I didn't realize that Friday's poetry entry was so oblique - I thought I had left such obvious clues! For one thing, I mentioned that the poem can be sung to the tune of The Yellow Rose Of Texas, which everyone knows is… -
By The Light Of The Pale Green Moth
Jill clued me in to this kid's website, which is so full of things to comment on that I can barely even begin to comment on them. It's the website of a kid who is both obsessive compulsive and computer literate, and his… -
The Sun Dog
In my defense, I can say that I remember almost everything leading up to midnight; it's only the part starting with the countdown and the part after midnight that is fuzzy. And by "fuzzy" I mean it's a total blank. Up …
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