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BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Shaves Her Vagina
Mister Goats is always laughing at me that I'm so out of the loop on current events. I pretty much stopped listening to the news when that man was "elected" President, so I miss out on things it they don't show up on th… -
Jesus Is The Reason For The Season...of Celebrating the Pagan Holiday of Yule
When I was homo for Thanksgiving, we attended the somewhat-new hometown Christmas parade. It's the third or fourth year that my hometown has had this parade, and it's a real hoot to go see, but not for why you'd expect.… -
Everybody Hates Rachael
I was so bummed out when I opened the NY Times magazine this weekend to read this article, (which BostonMike pointed out separately in a comment on my previous post - appparently Boston can't afford their own whiny libe… -
Der Giftpilz
Those Germans were idiots! Ben Stiller looks nothing at all like a mushroom...especially when he's in a bikini. Or naked.There was an intriguing children's propaganda book at the Holocaust Museum, entitled The Poison Mu… -
A German Welcome
"Mission Accomplished" in GermanTurns out my parents have broadband - who knew? They've now surpassed my own apartment, where we suffer by on just a dial-up. That's crazy! I didn't bring my camera cord so I can't yet … -
The Holocaust Is Not Funny
Here it is 3pm on the last day I'll have in the office until November 27th and I haven't even posted yet! Well, I hate to leave you with the lingering image of a hot tub filled with poo from Tuesday's entry and the craz… -
Stop Me If You've Heard This One Before
I was reading this post on WaiterRant about someone who overtipped. It reminded me of an anecdote from when I was working in the coat check at the Tunnel, which was my first job here in New York. [If anyone tells you a… -
Will this take longer than than 10 seconds?
...because I'm taking a shit in 12.[Not Safe For Work], [Or Anywhere Else]: I guess what I learned is that befriending new people can lead you to pooping in a hot tub - accidentally! For those of you without hot tubs to… -
At one time there were seven men doing me in Las Vegas!
I suppose now might be a good time to remind all of you of the famous urban legend about Carol Channing and corn, which I think is quite illustrative of her ditzniness. If you've never heard it, the story is that Carol … -
This is why people hate white people
I found this e-mail in my in-box this morning from youthful, adorable singer Jay Brannan, sadly a little too late:hi kids. as i'm living 7 lives at the moment, i've been a littlebehind, so i know this is mildly short no… -
I Believe That Stem Cells Are The Future, Actually. (Children Can Get On My Nerves...)
Similar to the famous "Sndstrm" homoerotic boxer shorts dancers of YouTube's heady early days [the video is now sadly taken down from YouTube], I've run across a guy who has an entire ouevre of shirtless boxer shorts dan… -
Am I Delusional?
I rediscovered Mark Allen's website, and he linked to this hilaaaarious group of crazies at the Rapture Ready uber-Christian Jugdement Be Upon Ye Message Board. I guess they're only semi-crazy, compared to the Skin Para… -
Drinking Kills Feelings
The Amy Sedaris event on Friday was fun, and it was great to see a bunch of the other Strangers with Candy people - with the exception of Jill, of course, who was there only in spirit - in body, she was in Seattle. Bost… -
Despite All Appearances And Logic, I Was Actually Obeying The Law In A Very Ridiculous Manner
Just last week I wondered aloud (or ablog, as it were) if Christians were allowed to use the clue phone on Sunday...or any other day, for that matter. We'll soon find out, as prominent evangelical pro-family antigay min… -
Hallowe'en With Kirstie Alley
Today I have another entry in our continuing series of Holidays With Kirstie. I started on this yesterday and accidentally posted part of it before I was done, but here it is now in full.Hallowe'en With Kirstie Alley - …
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