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  • The House of the Dog

    So much for everything coming up Milhouse. Today I got an email from Manhunt.net, telling me that they were giving away tickets to see Jennifer Hudson on New Year's Eve. I'd signed up to that website a year or two ago …

  • Everything's Coming Up Milhouse!

    Oh, I forgot to mention the cherry on the cake of my kick-ass Christmas, which was this morning I weighed myself to assess the damage of the huge amounts of sugar, fat, and alcohol that I consumed over the holidays, and …

  • A silver mask at a masquerade...

    I had a kickass Christmas! I totally cleaned up in the presents department, ya'll! My most exciting present was this magical device, which I didn't even know existed until my brother got me one. I only got to try it o…

  • The Bonus Round

    I wanted to post the adorable drawing I got from fellow Xangan and gentle reader idolatrieartist:(Actually she has a much better picture of it on her blog) I hurriedly snapped this picture on the way out of the house so…

  • Physician, Heal Thyself

    I think tip #1 on "building circulation" should be "Don't make an ugly-ass magazine cover that burns your eyes when you look at it." I mean, I recognize that magazines like, for example, Juggs, will show boobages on th…

  • With A Name Like Davis McDavis...

    Every once in awhile I happen to catch Willard Scott and Smucker's brand fruit preserves wishing someone a sticky, jammy 100-year-old birthday on the morning television. They tend to have a few variations on the basic f…

  • Smorkin' Mommy

    I'm way behind on this, but I was just forwarded this picture by the Stump:I worry the sulfites in the gallons of wine I drink every day will affect my baby in some as-yet-unforeseen way, or that the filters on the cigar…

  • Mr. Smirk Goes To Washington

    There were so many problems with this conservative fuckwad's op-ed about how soy products "make you gay" that it just filled my head up with a sort of buzzing sound and I couldn't work out all of the myriad thoughts tha…

  • Amy Vs. Martha

    Now that Amy Sedaris and Martha Stewart both have books currently on the bestseller list, this interviewer decided to interview the Martha and Amy with the same questions. Take a look at the below question and ask yours…

  • Jakey Come Home

    Ahhhh! Scisssor Sisters are on sale for March '07 dates! Eeeks!Anyone ever been to a concert at The Theater At Madison Square Garden? Can you tell me if it's better to get a reserved seat or the general admission? (I…

  • If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy

    This past Saturday, I went to the Amy Sedaris craft sale at the Fred Flare store in Brooklyn, and I got a little excited and bought a lot of things - possibly too many. I took a picture of them all just in a lump so you…

  • I Like Me

    For those of you in the New York area, gentle reader Superfan Katie's extremely comprehensive Amy Sedaris website tipped me off to this amazing event that is coming up tomorrow - not only will you be able to purchase cop…

  • Wiping Clean With Shannen Doherty

    On Monday I attended a screaming - I mean, screening of Blood Diamond with Jennifer Connelly. I was all set to get excited about Jennifer Connelly, but then I realized that I haven't really seen any of her movies lately…

  • I Have A Plan To End The Vietnam War

    I have a pretty good idea to solve two major problems in the world today: send Rachael Ray to Iraq.Can't you just picture it? The troops would get some decent - albeit "yum-"o" and drizzled with "EVO" - food to eat, a…

  • For Reasons Unknown

    I've been singing along to "Kiss You Off" from the Scissor Sisters Ta-Dah, and only just now looked up the lyrics to find out that what I thought was the line:It's standing room only for a piece of my piece of my picnic.…

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