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*Pearls Are Made Of Denture Material
Last night as I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't get that disclaimer out of my mind, "*Pearls are made of denture material," and the image of the woman in the Efferdent commercial who is grinning maniacally while her h… -
You'd Think She'd Have Bought An Ice Cube Tray By Now
I mean, it's a lot more convenient than hacking away at a hunk of ice. Where do you even get a hunk of ice these days, anyway? But that's another story, never mind, anyway, for those of you who haven't seen it yet, her… -
Last Night I Stopped Loving You (But Only For A Minute)
I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed that due to a scheduling conflict with tennis, the Tivo had only recorded the first two minutes of Lost, and then E switched the channel to the Nasdaq 100 tennis tournament, and I … -
The Most Interesting Seating Chart I've Ever Seen
Even if you don't watch Lost, I think this tidbit is interesting - there's a bunch of Easter Eggs on the Oceanic-Air.com website, most especially the seating chart. When you first go there it says "Loading" or somethin… -
We Still Hate You, But Not Quite As Much As Before
Toddles forwarded this news story to me. Apparently, the homosexual agenda is working, and another 12% of America has been converted to the dark side. I'll be hosting a celebratory buffet this weekend. Shrimp puffs an… -
DavisMcDavis Downtime Requirements
The below items are required for The Davis McDavis Downtime Suite. Please contact the advance office, 1-800-Hot-Duck, with any questions. Bed: Queen size only, for reasons that should be obvious Private bathro… -
My Fabulous Life
Last night I came home from the Art Jam thingy at Galapagos and thought how terribly exciting this week has been - for me - and it was only Tuesday! First off, my jellyfish video over at YouTube is up to 64,000 views, … -
We Need A War
Last night's concert, which I attended with Famous NY DJ/Producer Kevin Graves, was great, and you can see a short video at Yahoo if you go to the link. I took a video also, but it didn't really come out very well - it … -
Touched By Della Reese
Stop me if you've heard this one before, but E sent me a story that reminded me that there's always been an uncanny resemblance between Della Reese and Old Deuteronomy from Cats: Separated At Birth? LOS ANGELES -- De… -
The Least Homosexual Thing I Have Ever Done
I was going to post pictures from my exciting concert experience last night, but before I do that, I have really great news! Let me rephrase that: I have some really great news - for me. That jellyfish video that I … -
What A Number!
I had a fun-packed weekend, which kicked off on Friday when I viewed a new episode of Little Britain with my old British roommate, Matt. This was exciting for two reasons: I love Little Britain, and there are severa… -
Netflixxx
Dear Netflix- Last night I found a DVD I thought I had returned to you was still in my possession. A quick search of my "DVD drawer" revealed the problem: I must have returned a different DVD in the "Colonial House Dis… -
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I had too much time on my hands at work yesterday, so I decided I would get all up to date reading episode recaps of all the Lost episodes I haven't seen, and then I got all sucked in, reading some message boards, which … -
In Which I Manage To Use The Word "Titular" Yet Another Time
I came across a video you can watch of Inara George performing on Los Angeles radio station KCRW program called Morning Become Eclectic. She sings several songs and you get to see her and her winsome smile if you watch … -
Love Will Tear Us Apart...
...But according to my site meter, the below search phrases have brought people to my blog. I try to avoid such navel-gazing usually, preferring instead to gaze at Laird Hamilton's navel on the cover of this month's Men… -
Things I Hate: The Cliched Phrases Edition
"I'm running out for a bite." No, you are not running out for a bite. You are walking out for a meal. Saying that you are "running" doesn't make you sound more efficient since I can totally see you as you walk towar… -
It turns out Ambien has some very amusing side effects
Hee hee: she got into her car wearing only a thin nightshirt in 20-degree weather, had a fender bender, urinated in the middle of an intersection, then became violent with police officers I wonder if she was playing … -
Irony of Ironies: The Irony!
For reasons I'd rather not say, this discussion about the April issue of Marie Claire on Perez Hilton is like a man with no feet: really, really funny. The best comment: "While still pretty, I think she may have suffere… -
Ladies Drink Free; Mens Gots To Pay
The Stump and I went to see the lovely and talented Inara George yesterday. She was opening for Nada Surf at Webster Hall. The lights looked really neat, so I took this picture for our friend DKNY, because he's "a li… -
A Sky Of Honey
Have you seen this hibberty-jibberty for the new Eos Airlines planes? It's a glamorous new airline flying to and from London featuring ridiculously large "suites" rather than the cattle-train experience you might be use… -
Remembrance of Things Posted
My entry yesterday prompted me to look up À la Recherche du temps perdu (Remembrance of Things Past, it's generally called, for those of you pussies who can't read French - not that I can, either, but that's another stor… -
It Doesn't Hurt Me (Do You Want To Feel How It Feels?)
Thank you for all of the kind words and thoughts that I imagine you would be sending me if you understood how heartbroken I am that my poor, sad, and extremely sexy imaginary boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal did not get an Osca… -
If I Tell You I Like It, Will You Love Me?
A little explanation for hotcopperpeacock, but the rest of you can listen in: I'll be going to Peru to visit the set of the classic Cyndi Lauper film Vibes, which is called "Machu Pichu" for those unfamiliar with its im… -
Even Your Best Ones Could Put Me To Sleep
I've just been dashing here and there, kept busy by work, so I've only just now had time to tell you about my exciting visit to the doctor this past Monday. You see, it's been years - YEARS! - since I've been to the do…
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