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Something for everyone
If I had $399, I wouldn't be bankrupt! My weekend was so jam-packed that I'm still talking about it, and it's already Wednesday! In fact, I hestitate to tell you what I did on Saturday because I'm sure a few of you wil… -
Ideal Hosiery
Effective immediately, I'm changing my boyfriend's code name on here from E to Mister Goats. (The boyfriend will be staying the same, it's only his fake name that's changing.) I just think Mister Goats is a funnier nam… -
There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World: My Kind of People And Assholes.
This video is for BostonMike - I think I've finally found a video of his ideal woman - white, blond, and filled with hate: Click to go to the video. While I'm not fond of the followers of Fred Phelps (and in case you h… -
BREAKING NEWS: Shirtless Matt Lauer Is A Hottie McHottentot
Yesterday I wasted my time with two trips down to 27th & Park Avenue in what turned out to be a failed attempt to get an Apollo bar, which - as I mentioned previously - is the candy bar that's been on Lost occasional… -
All Your Memes Are Meme To Meme
In case you were wondering what would happen if one meme combined with another, someone has cleverly updated All Your Base Are Belong To Us into All Your Snakes Are Belong To Us. Next up is, presumably, would be photo… -
If it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing
Is there enough marijuana in the world to make the upcoming Tenacious D movie funny? From the looks of the trailer, I'm very doubtful such marijuana exists, but if it does, wouldn't it be better used to enhance the vi… -
Jake's On My Brain (Gyllenhaal, That Is) - But That's Not Important Right Now
It must be a bit of a shock when your 15 minutes of fame roll around, and instead of your 15 minutes being "the guy who won the lottery" or "the wonderful singer who was discovered during the American Idol audtions," it… -
In The Ghetto
Last night's 10pm showing of Shadowboxer at the AMC Theater on 42nd Street was one of the most ridiculous movie-going experiences I've ever had the pleasure of, umm, experiencing. There are 25 theaters in that complex, … -
Don't Turn Your Back On Kiki
Last night I went to see Kiki & Herb: Alive On Broadway. I've seen those two about a million times (or possibly just ten times) and this was was one of their finest performances that I've ever seen. They had some o… -
Praise God From Whom All Blessings Flow
DKNY sent me a link to this perfectly ridiculous story. As a Jew, he's fascinated by poor Southerners who are constantly seeing Jesus in their toast and double-paned window condensation. Hey, it could happen! Oh wait,… -
fucking shit Gyllenhaal Gyllenhaal
I guess I was a little oblique yesterday, but if you run past a newsstand you'll realize my story is true. It just goes to show you that women are poison, every last one of them. Okay, maybe it doesn't prove that women… -
A Lot Went Down At Work Today
I've been exceedingly busy at work, helped very little by a certain Ms. Maggie G. eating a goddamn apple. For reasons I won't get into...oh what the hell, I'll get into them. Let's pretend you work in Marketing at a … -
Flabby Arms With Tattoos, And Other Signs Of The Coming Apocolypse
Nothing's sadder than an un-updated blog, but I've been short on material lately. I have one story left from Norway [The Enya Waterfall] which involves a video I haven't yet bothered to upload to Youtube...but I suppose… -
Let's Read It Now
Do you love the Killers? I sure do, and they've got an overly-art-directed new website with a song from their upcoming new album on it. It's great! It sounds exactly like all their other songs, which is nice because I… -
Is immunity bigger than a giant moth?
I'm crying, and actual tears are actually coming out of my actual eyes due to FourFour's hilaaarious rundown of last week's episode of Project Runway. I had to stop reading it because I couldn't hold back my laughter an… -
I Can't Think Of A Title For This Entry
A study in contrasts: I'm sure the aging tanorexic on the left was proud of his white hot shorts, but I get the feeling he probably looked a little too crinkly from the front. He's got a real Bob Guccione Sr. - very … -
Norway: The Country And Its Peoples
Mount Parton, Norway: A common outfit for a Norwegian woman seemed to be a low-cut tank top that cuddled her boobages together like small pink-nosed puppies being served up for one's perusal. It was practically a req…
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