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The Parable Of James Frey
I've been working on supplementary materials for O, The Oprah Religion, which is my birthday party theme this year. I never realized how much work it is to start your own religion! So here's one of the first efforts at … -
This Just In....
One of these is a piece of playground equipment shaped like the Loch Ness Monster, one's a sea horse, and then I'm not sure what the orange thing on the right is, but it looks just like the sea horse in the middle, doesn… -
Separated At Birth?
Now, I've always felt that Mariah Carey is a Gelfling, as is immediately obvious from the photos below:The below additional Gelfling resemblance idea came from new contributor Bryce:I don't watch 24...but clearly, just a… -
Winky Smilie Saves The Day
I think that would be a great children's book, Winky Smilie Saves The Day. It would be about how someone sends off a rude or mean e-mail or instant message, but Winky Smilie shows up and makes the e-mail ironic, and sav… -
The Mystery Of The Abraded Bronze
When I went to that family reunion a few months back, they couldn't get over the fact that someone would want to live in New York City when there were vast miles of empty farmland to choose from elsewhere. But what the… -
The Mystery of Ewan McGregor And The Shortie Socks
You know, I just love comments. I sure do! Otherwise, it seems like the only audience I have here are the rampaging 300 daily Europeans that I get here daily who want to take a look at a picture I posted eons ago of C… -
Welcome to gayland, cum guzzler!
They put up pictures from the Amy Sedaris event that I didn't get to go to. (As mentioned previously, Alexicon and I met up with NKOTB, and we went to Therapy, where we drank up the contents of the bar...but that's anot… -
Hurray! I've Converted Another One!
From my comments about the important filmic masterpiece that is called Showgirls [Volcanoes, motorcycles...everything!], which were technically Jill's comments about Showgirls, Tony has commented: Okay, okay, I just spo… -
Never hesitate again before sitting
I found this website, Advanced Toilets, via a mention from reader Alexicon. There are naturally many hilarious things to point out for a Japanese company's English-as-a-second-language toilet seat andbidet information, … -
Acting Out The Words
Last night was the Amy Sedaris event that I couldn't get into. I had planned to meet up with reader Alex, who was in town to do job interviews, at the event, and in preparation for it I was reading his livejournal. It's… -
That Guy With The Black Eyeliner Has A Secret
The Killers are having a "secret show" this Friday at Webster Hall, and the tickets go on sale at 3pm today. That would be grrrreat...except my brother is coming into town and we've already got ticktest to go see The Pr… -
Grandparents say the darndest things!
My cousin is getting married next month to a girl of the Asian persuasion. Now, that sort of thing would be neither here nor would it be there, except that my grandmother - like grandmothers all over the world - is a ra… -
The False Recovered Memories of Sandra Bernhard: #1
I've got another one of my old bits that I'm posting here and passing off as new: I've got a series of The False Recovered Memories of Sandra Bernhard. This one's from about the middle 90's, as you'll realize from the … -
Volcanoes, motorcycles....it has EVERYTHING!!!
Today I have a guest entry, from gentle reader Jill. As you may recall, I was shocked - SHOCKED - to find out that some of you haven't seen Showgirls. It's simply inconceivable to me that someone would know that a mov… -
You Are Not There
I went on my home computer last night and happened to come across some old things that I'd written that I thought I would share...on days when I'm short on material. Today is just one such day!So I used to work at certa… -
Without Love, It Ain't Much
DKNY gave me a great hook-up last night and got me into the Heatherette after-party. It's fashion week in New York, and they were having a party to celebrate their runway show and their new line of Heatherette action fig… -
I've only got three fingers, but one of them is in a very naughty place
At the Art Parade on Saturday, one of the groups was throwing candy; specifically, they were throwing a variety of foreign lollipops. The one below I ate right off the bat:Though the "Happy Party" in the corner of the l… -
What I Was Doing When I Found Out It Was Happening
I mean, I'm sure there are more important things in the world, but who cares about other people's tragedies when I can turn this moment into my own personal tragedy? Who cares if your son died in the World Trade Center … -
Did I Ever Mention That I Despise Tennis?
So the fifth time that Mister Goats changed the channel to watch the goddamn tennis match, apparently the various numbers at the bottom of the screen had become incredibly compelling, and he turned to me and said, "Can I… -
In Which I Learn A Valuable Lesson
Last year, as you may recall, I attended the Art Parade in Soho. NKOTB told me about it because he was going to be in it, performing in a roving red dinner table party performance whatsit. When I was there, I noticed t… -
Travolta is a happily married man, which proves he isn't gay.
It's good I eventually catch up on my blog reading, since I totally missed this important news event, but thanks to TexasAlan I've caught up. Apparently, John Travolta still likes to kiss boys on the lips. It's perfect…
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