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Gay, gay gay gay gay gay. Gay gay? Gay! Gay gay gay. Gay.
I think it's funny that yesterday I said whoever knew the difference between the Queen and the Queen Mother would be the gayest person two people in the room, and later on yesterday gentle reader Alex, le Viscount du Dai… -
Enjoying a moment of tenderness...
Did you ever, in your life, think that you would see all of these same words together in a sentence referring to the actual title of a theatrical production?:Carnegie Hall presents Jerry Springer: The Opera, starring Har… -
The Life And Times of Miss Brenda Dickson
I mean, if *I* saw such a title on the bookshelf I'd just have to pick it up, wouldn't you? It's even more compelling than the other two books I haven't written: My Point, And What's Beside It [my autobiography]; The Au… -
Somebody thought of that, and someone believed it
I never know quite the best way to respond to comments - I lovelovelove comments, and read them eagerly, but I don't know if people see when I respond to their comment if I respond back on the entry that was commented on… -
Then they came for the sexy Egyptian guy...
In Germany, they came first for the Communists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a Communist; And then they came for the trade unionists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t a trade unionist; And then they came… -
Retarded with two T's
I just bought this Zune music player and got it yesterday. I've only used it a teensy bit, but I was really pleased to notice that after it sucked all the music off of my computer last night, pretty much without my help… -
An Oprah Miracle
Just a short note, since I realized that I haven't posted since last Wednesday - you see, any time I'm at home near the computer I just think, "Oh, I'll play a little World of Warcraft first..." and then I'll play World … -
In Defense of Drakkar Noir
You might be surprised to hear it, but I've had a couple of comments recently regarding Drakkar Noir, specifically relating to its inherent tackiness. Now, as I may have mentioned, I'm waaaay into the smelly things, and… -
You Might Have Overused This Comedic Device
I'm sorry to say that horrific day has finally come - I'm posting an email forward that I received. In my defense, I think it's very insightful, specifically in regards to ME, since I am from Minnesota. The email attri… -
Kenny Chesney is totally gay
This morning I have a cramp in my neck, or shoulder, or neckshoulder, that is absolutely breathtakingly painful. Like, I think to myself, "Oh, THIS is what unbearable pain is!" Out of all the muscle relaxants I've tak… -
Elizabeth, la Reina de Inglaterra Conquistada
The Blogger Boy meetup was super, as expected, and included all the usual suspects [Alex, Billy, Brian, Brechi, Chris, Cooper, Eric, JP, and Mike] plus new-to-this-particular-group, superstar blogger Kenneth In the 212… -
All These Things That I'll Have Done
I've got a jam-packed schedule this weekend - after work today there's the Blogger Boys Happy Hour (BBHH) at XES [157 W 24th Street (between 6th & 7th)]. You can join if you'd like to come and see your favorite blog… -
O, The Oprah Invitation
When I was in first grade, I wanted to invite every one of my classmates to my birthday party except for one or two of them. In particular I didn't want to invite this one girl - I can't remember exactly why, but I seem… -
What Would Jesus Do?
Christians are fond of the acronym "WWJD?" especially when it's on hats and t-shirts. It rivals "Support our troops" ribbons in pointless piety and total uselessness in getting things done. NEWS FLASH! Jesus is dead,… -
Trapped In A Chapter Play
My, I've left you alone for so long - no post since last Wednesday? What's up with that? I'm sure I've had several energizing and enlightening thoughts since then...Well, in any event, I came here to briefly mention th… -
I'm sorry, Fergie, but could you please SHUT THE F*CK UP?!?!
It's 10:34am and I'm being treated to what I believe is the second rendition so far today of this year's "My Heart Will Go On," the never-ending, wailing, song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by lumpy lady Fergie. The sad thing i… -
The World's Oldest Profession
I'm sure you've all heard the news by now that a judge ruled that Britney's VMA performance was so disppointing that he's given custody of her children to their babydaddy, the professional sperm donor/rapper Kevin Federl… -
Ticketmaster is from the devil
Kathy Griffin has tickets went on sale today, and I sorta forgot about them until a full 10 minutes after the on-sale time passed. So then what was available was four $49 tickets in the 300 (worst) section, on the side …
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