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Good News! These Guys Are Going To Rape You!
I had a lovely Christmas vacation at home with my family (with the exception of Handsome Mister Goats, who as previously mentioned stayed in NYC for Christmas.) My aunt unexpectedly gave me a quilt she had made, a lovel… -
A Visit From Oprah Winfrey
I'm home in northern Minnesota with my family for the holidays - they are celebrating Christmas and I am celebrating O-stice, that magical time of year when the blessed Oprah Winfrey causes the days to lengthen and thus … -
This Internet Thing Is Wild
It's very confusing for me when someone stars in his own parody. This is so meta: -
A Delightful Dissimilarity With Luciano Pavarotti
I thought I didn't like opera....but that's because I thought "nude opera" was just a Jack Handey joke. It turns out there really is one, and it's available on DVD. In delightful contrast to most male opera singers, th… -
Abstinence Education: At Work In Louisiana
Britney Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is going to have a lot on her plate in the coming months - her recently-announced unexpected pregnancy, prom, her sister's impending third marriage and/or third trip to rehab. … -
Sheri Shepherd Has Her Wig On Too Tight
Well, hello! Welcome to...the Minneapolis Airport Men's Bathroom!I was at first really pleased with Sheri Shepherd when she joined the View. I thought she was really funny and I also liked the fact that with two black … -
Messy Storm
Well, hello!All the bitterness from yesterday has flowed out of me, thank Oprah, and I also received shipping confirmation for a certain Mister Goats' present. It will arrive after Hanukkah, the Jewish festival of Delic… -
Conveniently Jewish
*The above picture is being used without permission. (The internet is a wild and lawless place.)I stole it from Cooper and his friend Darren, who took the picture, because it's so perfect for my story.In the interest of… -
If you like Eternity by Calvin Klein, you'll love this bowling ball!
Usually Amazon comes up with some good recommendations for me based on things I've bought or looked at, but other times it confuses me with people I've bought gifts for, and then other times it just doesn't make sense at… -
O-stice, the Oprah Solstice
The best thing just happened at work! I got an email this morning that we were having a Secret Santa thing going on, and I really quickly emailed the girl in charge of it and managed to pull my name out of the whole stu… -
An Intriguing Story About Lubricant
Lord, I get so many laffs from my comments from you kids! Here's a good one regarding yesterday's query as to how a lubricant can be intriguing:Oh I have a KY story that is very intriguing. A few years ago my mother bo… -
My Guardian Angle (98 Degrees)
There's a product called KY Intrigue. It is a lubricant. What I can't quite understand is how, precisely, a lubricant can be intriguing. I think the point at which you need to use lubricant is past the point at which … -
What Women Want
Only two ladies answered my query about what brand of instant coffee they'd serve if they were going to have a panel discussion about whether Hillary Clinton is feminine enough to be President. Their answers are amusing… -
A Little Something For The Ladies
Whenever the semi-homeless get on the subway, they introduce their song by saying, "It goes a little something like this...." and then start singing. I always want to ask, "Could sing how it ACTUALLY goes instead of 'so… -
Why Oprah! I Wasn't Expecting You - I Must Be Losing My Grip On Reality!
A Hard Days' Daytime Emmy WinnerThe Blessed Oprah recently had a behind-the-scenes episode for her Favorite Things episode, thus creating two pieces of content from one piece of content, much as Jesus did that time he mu…
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