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Entered above as the title of this post is the text of an e-mail I received at work. It was on top of an e-mail the person forwarded in which a third person asked for additional time for a project, and then suggested a … -
In Which Jerri Advises A Nigerian To Be Wary Of Nigerians
Gentle reader AZStudent linked to this funny video with a randy Dr. Sulu on his blog. It's hilaaaaarious!In other news, a new Hairy Potter picture has emerged [NSFW] revealing that Daniel Radcliffe has mysteriously musc… -
Nigerian Scammer Mad Libs - Give Me A Word, Any Word (Barrister Makaay Part One)
I hung out with the Stump yesterday and we were laughing while going over the e-mails I've been writing to a couple of fraud spammers while pretending to be Jerri Blank. I've arranged one of them chronologically below fo… -
My Luck Changes...
Yesterday I had the best evening, so I hope the cloud of this past, accursed weekend is behind me. I met up with DKNY, the Stump, and two old friends of ours from college that I hadn't seen in like 10 years. It's funny… -
Anne Frank Had It Worse
I'd love to tell you about my lovely vacation in Palm Springs this weekend - really, I'd love to - but I'm afraid I can't. It's not because I don't love you, and it's not because I need to talk about Britney Spears new … -
In Which Jerri Is Hired To Be An Chinese Auditor
After struggling for a few hours this morning, I'm giving up on posting a Holidays with Kirstie Alley today, which Jill cleverly reminded me about. I'm fresh out of new ways to have Kirstie accidently expose her vagina … -
Nonlebrity
Out of necessity on Friday, I made up a new word: nonlebrity. A nonlebrity is a untalented celebrity-like person who has briefly been in the perception field of a small segment of the population, but who for the most pa… -
Gmail FROM: UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY
I'm a winner! And I have the e-mail to prove it:"Mr. William A. McGill." <dkglossner@adelphia.net> FROM: UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY. 3B OLYMPIC WAY, SEXTONS BUSINESS PARK, AINTREE, LIVERPOOL, L30 1RD.Dear: … -
Things Fall Apart
My brother travels a lot for work and also a lot for pleasure. He's currently on vacation in China, and he sent me the below text message: I told Mister Goats and we laughed and I wrote back: "That's a bit of a Sophie'… -
Moments of Pleasure
On Sunday I joined Dan Dan the Amy Fan and several of his friends for Kiki & Herb @ Joe's Pub, where they performed many songs from their repertory including Kate Bush's "Moments of Pleasure," which contains the lyri… -
Heroes Worship
I just ran across a posting about this neat real-world tie-in to Heroes, which I've been watching to fill the void until Lost returns next week. When "the cheerleader's father" (whatever his name is) gives the Indian g…
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