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Oprah Vs. Jesus: The Smackdown (Barrister Makaay Part Ten)
Well hello!I'm not sure if you'll be happy or sad, but the dumbest person in the world just wrote back to me, the Barrister Makaay. [For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the neverending saga of… -
You Don't Mean Nothing At All To Me
Well hello! Is it Thursday already? I can't believe how this week has just flown by me! Every once in a while I'll catch myself staring off into space in the middle of things, which has been quite inconvenient when th… -
In Which I Finally Get the Barrister To Shut Up (Barrister Makaay Part Nine)
[For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the neverending saga of Barrister Makaay begins in Part One, and continues in Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, and Part Eigh… -
The Midnight Flight Of Brenda Dickson (Barrister Makaay Part Eight)
[For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the neverending saga of Barrister Makaay begins in Part One, and continues in Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six and Part Seven. Related c… -
In Which Jerri Poops Uncontrollably During Sex (Barrister Makaay Part Seven)
[For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the continuing (still!) saga of Barrister Makaay begins in Part One, and continues in Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, and Part Six.]Last night I … -
Jerri Wins The Lottery (Barrister Makaay Part Six)
[For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the continuing saga of Barrister Makaay begins in Part One, and continues in Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, and Part Five]Today we (and by "we" I mean "me"… -
It's later that same day... (Barrister Makaay Part Five)
For those of you just joining in, or to refresh your memory, the continuing saga of Barrister Makaay begins in Part One, and continues in Part Two, Part Three, and Part Four.] I'm giddy with anticipation at this point. … -
In Which Jerri Confuses Cingular With A Gynecological Office (Barrister Makaay Part Four)
Well hello there! It's already Tuesday and I haven't told you about my fun weekend! I hope you all enjoyed the Brenda Dickson video. Everyone really is talking about it, and those who aren't talking about it are simpl… -
In Which BarristerMakaay23 Is Made To Be Pissed Off Much (Barrister Makaay Part Three)
For earlier parts of the story, this exchange begins here and continues here. The below email arrived over the weekend in response to Jerri's story of an all-girl Viactiv® and clitoris-painting slumber party.On 3/16/07,… -
Barristermakaay23@yahoo.com replies! Again!! What an idiot! (Barrister Makaay Part Two)
Yesterday our good friend Barrister Maakay wrote back to Jerri, long after I'd completely given up on him and pretty much gotten bored with the whole concept. (Our correspondence up to this point is in this previous ent… -
God Vs. Jill
I was tempted to make a chart comparing Jill to God to see who comes out ahead. You see, yesterday I suggested that I take all my orders unquestioningly from Jill, just as Bushie the Lesser has said he takes his orders … -
From Glenn to Glenn
I'm amazed at the response I got to my posting yesterday! I didn't realize anyone would really pay attention, so I finally bit the bullet and ended up buying the HP Pavilion DV9230US (at this point I've actually memoriz… -
The Tiny Unicorn Theory of Computer Science
I've been spending every second of my spare time at work trying to choose between computers. It's so hard - HARD! - to choose between several different seemingly-identical objects, all of which cost around $1,500 and … -
Ordinary People Develop Extraordinarily Perverted Powers
Is it Friday already? I've been nose-to-the-grindstone at work, other than taking a few brief moments to go pore over my Scissor Sisters pictures and post the sweatiest ones for you:That one's not so clear as the best, … -
Land Of 5,000 Words
Remember that time that I "went" to the "Scissors Sisters" concert at Irving Plaza? At the Scissor Sisters concert this past Saturday, I had an experience that was exactly the opposite of that experience.I know you're g… -
Holy Snap! An update from the desk Jerri Blank
There's yet another update to the continuing corresponance with "Mike John" from "Paraguay," "In Which Jerri Advises A Nigerian To Be Wary Of Nigerians" In the interest of keeping things together, I've left it where it i… -
Later that same day....
Just when I've finally got a high-definition TV and a high-definition Lost-watching partner (Brycemaster Bryce is my new Losting buddy), and Lost is finally showing more than two new episodes in a row, it turns out that … -
Turbotax Discount Code (with free anecdote!)
You know, I actually don't mind doing my taxes. I do it online with Turbotax , and I feel very productive and adult-ish filling out all the little boxes with numbers, and since I do it at work when I should be working,…
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