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Apple Brown Betty
Modern man has spent countless hours making modern woman feel bad about her hoohoodilly - and then selling her a product to fix the problem - and in that vein gentle reader hotcopperpeacock kindly sent in a link for th… -
I Love The Model In Your Selfportraits - He's Effin Sexy!
Mine eyes, mine eyes! Chris linked to this extremely jakeworthy guy named Lars NYC on Flickr who takes amazingly sexy photographs of his own amazingly sexy pretty-much-nude body [NSFW]. I had no idea this sort of rampa… -
Of Course the tap water is better in Austria - but then you'd have to live in Austria
Work has been busy for me lately, and all my remaining brain cells have been taken up thinking about precisely what I'd like to say about the latest episodes of Hey Paula - don't get me started! Don't EVEN get me started… -
Schwanz With The Fringe On Top
Thursday after work was the BBHH at the Ritz, where I met up with Alex, Billy, Brian, Brechi, Chris, Cooper, Eric, JP, and Mike. As I walked in, though, sitting on another couch was my friend Nick From My Past (as oppos… -
Methinks Whoopi Doth Protest Too Much
Have you ever had a nightmare that was just so terrible that it woke you up, and your first thought was, "Thank Oprah that was just a dream!"?Well, yesterday I was watching TV with Handsome Mister Goats and enjoying a de… -
Bill O'Reilly Wants To Loofah Your Boobs
Here are two floating snarky celebrity comments that are probably never going to be turned into a full post:In comparison, Britney Spears is like the sad fat drunk retarded pregnant cousin of Christina Aguilera.Kate Moss… -
Thursday is the new Friday
Cooper has arranged for a Blogger Boys Happy Hour (BBHH) this coming Thursday after work at The Ritz, 369 W 46th St between 8th Ave & 9th Ave.Here's the thing about the Ritz: it's a gay bar decorated like a boat for … -
5pm is the new 4pm
Jesus is saving a parking spot for the Teamsters.I'm not sure if I've mentioned it recently, but I've always been a big fan of Pee Wee Herman. I've collected all sorts of toys, DVDs, and forced Handsome Mister Goats to … -
The Female Problem
I've noticed something anecdotally, and I'd like to use it as the basis for a sweeping generalization with no factual basis to support it. Here's the thing: women at the gym are annoying, specifically in their use of sp… -
Transformers & Colma The Musical: McDavis Capsule Review
I thought I would start reviewing the many, many movies I see, but in a format that can hold the attention of the Myspacey teens nowadays: a two-sentence capsule review made of one positive sentence and one negative sent… -
Big Bother 8
I spent a lovely evening yesterday at Brycington Mansion with Brycemaster Bryce, who introduced me to the joys of Big Brother 8. I've always thought Big Brother was a show like Survivor, except without the challenges of… -
Hey, Paula - you're drunk!
Have you seen the new Paula Abdul show? It's called Hey, Paula, but after watching three episodes back-to-back with Handsome Mister Goats, we came up with this far-more-accurate description that we'd like to see on the … -
O, The Oprah Religion Recruitment Video #1
I rarely post on the weekend but I can't wait! Ladies, put some towels down because you're going to get your seats damp one way or the other - hopefully by laughing until you pee, but I'll take what I can get. I'm very p… -
Coming Soon: O, The Oprah Religion Cult Recruitment Video #1
Last night I hurried home filled to burstin' with ideas and worked on a new video that I'm very excited about. Personally, I think it will blow yesterday's Girl In A Box video totally out of the water. You know what pe… -
Girl In A Box
You know how Rosie O'Donnell would say "I made a movie!" on The View and then she'd show like two minutes of still photos of her kids painting Easter eggs with a sappy Josh Grobin song playing over it? Gee, I hated thos… -
Because I Could Not Stop For Dan
It was Dan Dan The Amy Fan's birthday last week, and in lieu of presents he requested that his guests write a 'freedom poem' about the number 32. Naturally, I took my inspiration from my very most favorite Emily Dickins…
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