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Our move to our temporary apartment went beautifully on Wednesday. Our new place is a small furnished studio, quite lovely, and having seen a couple of other places, one of which was in a building that smelled like body… -
Holidays With Kirstie Alley: Labor Day 2007
Can't you just picture it?Labor Day dawns bright and early in the Hollywood Hills at Castle Kirstie, almost piercing through the thick layer of filthy smog that covers the entire sky over all of Los Angeles. The bright,… -
Kirstie Alley Mad Libs
Remember how I mentioned here that two bloggers that I read were probably secretly dating? It turns out I was totally right (see here or here.) Suck it, Dionne Warwick! Who's got deja vu now?!?!My MP3 player broke a f… -
Job Description: Coat Check @ The Tunnel, Circa 1997
Mary Jane went to church one Sunday, and she naturally wore a pair of extremely shiny patent-leather Mary Janes. The priest saw her shoes and said, "Why, Mary Jane! Those shoes are so shiny, you have to be careful - th… -
That's A Pretty Skirt, Grandpa!
Remember that old joke about the piece of string? A piece of string walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your kind in here!"And piece the string gets embarrassed and leaves, but com… -
Blogger Boy Rashômon
This past weekend's flash flood of fun things and delicious tomatoes was brought to a screeching, sweaty halt this morning as I frantically searched for my ATM card, which I've apparently lost. We're in the process of p… -
In Which Everything Comes Up Milhouse
I had a couple people ask me how my weekend was and I just though, "Uhh, I don't know," but upon reflection, I realize that I actually had a great weekend. Here's why:On Friday at work, I was told that I was being given… -
I Bet She Types In ALL CAPS When She's On The Internets
I guess the TV description writer got bored. "What's this episode about?" "Uhh,Christine's behavior, I guess?" They're selling, umm...nylons, I guess? There's something scary about a vagina that has a real fire e… -
Can I Has A Robot?
I strung together the random video clips and blurry photographs that I took at last week's Daft Punk concert in Coney Island that I went to with NKOTB, and put them all on the Youtubes for easy consumption:I have to ment… -
A Clear Winner With A Tie For Second Place
Gentle reader roarz posed an interesting question that I've modified slightly and thought I would ask all of you. Which do you think is more disgusting:A mucus plugA period blood fartKarl RoveIt's a puzzler, ain't it -… -
All The News That's Fit To Make Up
Handsome Mister Goats sent me this news clipping: Superstar Madonna is reportedly planning to celebrate her 50th birthday with a special gig in New York City's Central Park. The 48-year-old singer is in talks to mark her… -
Karl Rove's Wild Ride Comes To An End
They said the most startling thing on the news this morning - Karl Rove is resigning from the Bush administration to "spend more time with his family."I couldn't believe it - Karl Rove has a family? You could have knock… -
I Dream of Davis
You know how Jeannie lived inside that beautifully-appointed bottle that looked like the lobby of an extremely plush hotel for tiny people? Well, last night NKOTB and I went to super Daft Punk concert, and all I could t… -
It Could Be The Crazies
Gentle reader Alex started this website The Daily Barf and asked me to write about Hey, Paula for it a while back, but then after actually watching additional episodes of Hey, Paula, I got stumped. I thought maybe I wou… -
A synonym for weiner starting with an 's' and ideally one that sounds like "surrey"
Ewwww!Normally I try to avoid"funny search terms I've noticed on my stat counter" posts, but today I noticed several funny search terms on my stat counter. For reasons that should be obvious, the most popular offsite li… -
I Can See The Future!
I noticed a bunch of hits (okay, like six hits, but that's a lot for me) coming here from Curbed in reference to this old post about the (now) sadly departed Lismore Hosiery Shop. On the plus side, I'm happy to report t… -
The Perils of Manhunt
Don't you hate it when you order some food, but by the time it shows, up it's cold and they didn't leave off the mustard like you asked, but you're probably too tired and hungry to send it back, so you just eat it anyway…
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- Name: Davis
- Country: United States
- State: New York
- Metro: New York City
- Birthday: 10/15/1973
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 7/9/2002
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