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Hello, Dave!

Let's take a little peek at today's reader-submitted Youtubes video, submitted by gentle reader roarz:I need to learn me those moves. It would be great if I could travel down the street like that on a daily basis. Last …
Today Throws A Gay Wedding

On the Today® show, each year they have heterosexual couples compete to win a free wedding. They make them do various things to whittle down the contestants from like 5 or so to one couple, and then each week the audien…
Chocolate Unicorn Hump Planet

So on World of Warcraft I'm a Paladin (Holy warrior) in the Aerie Peak realm named Iamtheoprah. I like to run through town and yell "Remember to watch After The Show on Oxygen!" And then I go kill some trolls. It's fun…
It's time to save the world...of Warcraft.

I'm back from my vacation, but I took a redeye flight in to NYC this morning, and even though I slept on the plane I probably only got 4 hours or so (thank you for the sleep, Ambien!) so now I'm so tired I can barely put…
Oh Hai U Haz a Book!

I'm going to be on vacation this coming Wednesday through Sunday, so I'll be out of the office for this coming September 20th for the release of <insert trumpet fanfare> Altered Curiosities: Assemblage Techniques &…
You're The Second Chin Beneath My Beard

Now, I love me some Star Wars, a filmic series that has introduced some of the most important and creative hairstyles of our time, but I still simply cannot abide George Lucas' beard. There is a point when you have to …
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

I just overheard LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE coming out of my boss's office - that manlady is everywhere! I think I'm just going to start yelling it at everyone as a substitute for "Well, hello! And welcome to my living room!",…
She's Sad, Y'all!

Thank Oprah for small miracles - I didn't have anything to say today, but luckily gentle reader AZStudent sent me this video, which really says it all:Obviously this brings up several topics, the main one being that some…
Me In A Can

Apparently the Cornflake Chicken cut a record with a Mexican named Ramito - who knew? I wonder what songs they sang together? Love is Strange? Opposites Attract? Oops..Yo Hacerlo Un Otra Vez Con Un Pollo?Yes, let's.H…
I Want All You Menfolks To Fall In Line, Shake Your Shimmy Like I'm Shakin' Mine

Britney's VMA appearance last night was tragic. About thirty-seconds in to the performance I turned to Handsome Mister Goats, and we exchanged wordless "What the f*ck?" expressions with each other. Now, we are rarely o…
The Week In Pictures

This is the reflection as I attempted to take a picture of Her Holiness The Blessed Gayle last Friday when her car was outside the movie theater and we were inside. The picture didn't turn out - but that's what happens …
Her Holiness, The Blessed Gayle

Last Friday I spent an hour on the phone with India - aka HP Customer Service - and finally convinced them to take my laptop back and fix the damn thing. It's just so frustrating to proceed through the endless Moebius s…

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