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  • What Cracklin' Oat Bran?

    In a typical day at work for me, a frantic salesperson will send me an email like this:Davis-Can we get more time on the due date for the [project I've never mentioned before]? They need two more weeks. Thanks, Sally …

  • Doorhandle: Done!

    Today's "To Do" checklist:Review Lost ARG game "Find 815". Try to find it solved somewhere so I can just watch the videos and not bother with the tedious flash games you're forced to go through before finding out the st…

  • Lrn2English!

    I've been bemoaning my addiction/repulsion to World of Warcraft lately. On the one hand, it's fun and has all sorts of neat things, like this in-game rock band:On the other hand, recently one of my in-game acquaintances…

  • Humorous Things Other People Have Done....And Zach Efron

    I've developed a definitive test for homosexuality. Take a look at the two photographs below: If you can tell which one of these guys is Zach Efron and which one is Chance Crawford, then you are gay. Gentle reader Bos…

  • Red And Yellow, Black And White

    Handsome Mister Goat's mother voted for George W. Bush in the last two elections. Although she doesn't generally talk about politics, sometimes the way she doesn't talk about them is by saying, "I don't want to talk pol…

  • The First Hit Came At 5:11pm Yesterday

    I was in the Whole Foods yesterday after work, thinking about Heath Ledger and wondering if his death would garner me any more hits, due to the totally nude photographs of him that I posted in 2004 [NSFW] as I walked ove…

  • Schrödinger's Movie

    There's an interesting thought experiment in Quantum physics called "Schrödinger's Cat." If you haven't heard of it, it's really worth reading about because it comes up a lot nowadays, almost as frequently as schadenfre…

  • A Brief History of the Scissor Sisters

    I've been playing Scrabulous on Facebook - it's so fun! But I've found myself using the dictionary within the game to look up words that I know are not words, but that I want to be words so that I can use all my letters…

  • Toes Like White Elephants

    I've got an excerpt from an email from my father, who writes in a dry tone that to me recalls a sort of cheerful Hemingway. Here's an example of his deadpan delivery of an anecdote:Things are fine here. We took Grandma …

  • OWN will pwn!: Oprah Winfrey getting her own TV network

    By DAVID BAUDER, AP Television WriterThe blessed Oprah Winfrey, our Savior and Redeemer, is getting Her own evangelical TV network.OWN — for Oprah Winfrey Network — will debut next year in nearly 70 million homes with ca…

  • Feisty

    After seeing Jackie Beat's humorous Fever parody, entitled Beaver, linked on Cooper's blog, I thought to myself - does it really hurt? So I googled up this article - a tranny-positive yet still politically incorrect art…

  • Dizzy

    I started a witty entry this morning but when searching for referential pictures of JFK Jr shirtless I managed to clog up my browser so much I had to close it and in the process lost my post! So sad, but basically my po…

  • Happy End Times

    Lee Radziwell released a book of photographs of her and Jackie and their family, entitled Happy Times. Happy Times has got to be one of the most depressing titles for a book of photographs that I could think of. Someh…

  • Someone Has Had Sex With Nancy Grace

    Words and phrases that currently amuse me:Use of the verb "to rut," as in, "I came in to my living room and saw that man yonder there ruttin' away on top of my Mayella!" [Apologies to Harper Lee for what is likely a mis…

  • Bill O'Reilly Is A Big Douche

    Yeah, I know what you're thinking, "Gee, Davis, what are you going to tell me next - that water is wet? Or maybe that the sun is what makes the daytime all bright and sunny? "Well, when Bill O'Reilly is not busying telli…

  • How To Look Blue Naked

    I watched the new Carson Kressley show, How To Look Good Naked, and it was suprisingly uplifting and quite nice. He got a woman who hated her body to love herself, and in the process I think my own self-esteem rose seve…

  • Phat Loot

    One of my friends and his mother play on the same World of Warcraft realm that I'm on [I'm Jerriblank on Bladefist, should you want to visit], and his mother wished me a happy "Winter Veil" the other day, saying "Hope yo…

  • Picklefest 2008

    A contingent of the Blogger Boys Happy Hour (BBHH) group will be gathering tomorrow, Friday, 1/04/08, at: Barrage 401 W 47th St@ 5:30pmWhy not join us?That is all.

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