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Too Many Mexicans
I was musing about the Presidential race the other day, and thinking about how great it would be if Hillary Clinton's national health care plan went through. Part of the reason for this was because I was trying to refil… -
On The Bed, On The Floor, On A Towel By The Door
Gentle reader Robbie sent in a video he made of John McCain lovin' on George W. Bush. He feels that pointing out the love flowing between miserable failure Bushie and McCain will turn people off McCain:I daresay he may … -
Your Ana Matronic Stalking Guide, Part 2
My friend Nick From The Future has gone and gotten himself this rather fancy-sounding cabaret showcase thingy going on at Joe's Pub this Saturday, and the lovely and talented Miss Ana Matronic will be joining him as well… -
Groundhog Coffee
You might have heard about the group Improv Everywhere due to their Grand Central Freeze, which got lots of coverage, but I'm really intrigued by this bit I just heard about, a Moebius Starbucks loop.It just reminded me … -
Lindsay Lohan's Boobs
I've barely been able to stop thinking about Lindsay Lohan's boobs this week. I don't know if you managed to miss them, but Linsday posed totally balls-out naked in New York Magazine this week. When I heard about it, … -
A Comedy In Three Acts...Possibly Four If He Can Get The Camera To Work
I got this link from the Daily Barf. Notice that he was given powdered cocaine but Obama, a black man, chose crack. It's that level of detail that makes this story much so more believable, don't you think? I mean, it … -
This Here Is Some Pitchers I Done Took
Awhile back it was all misty misty misty and I took a fottergraph of the Empire State Building - both wiggly-handed and reg'lar: I think I've covered Revs Cost previously - I like to take pictures of them when I see one… -
Down The Rabbit Hole
It's amazing how the internets can suck away half an afternoon, isn't it? I was going to post yesterday relating to a comment that gentle reader elvesdoitbetter made - she posited that Jesus was very likely sexy, beca… -
A Portrait Of The Author In Duane Reade
For those of you from outside New York, Duane Reade is a chain drugstore not unlike a Rite Aide or Walgreens, but with one exception: for some reason, Duane Reade makes checking out and buying things the most difficult p… -
Score one for the vegetarians!
Someday I hope to construct a sentence that is this beautiful:''The wax esters therefore pass intact, their lubricating properties undiminished, from the small intestine into the colon, where a sufficient quantity will d… -
You Need A Biscuit?
Over the weekend I went to Chelsea Market - on Saturday with Handsome Mister Goats, and on Sunday with the entire Goats herd - MaMa Goats, Daddy Goats included. [Confidential to gentle reader LazGold: We parked right b… -
What Not To Wear To The Grammys: Aretha Franklin Edition
There is a time in one's life - perhaps many times - when one needs to step back and look a good, hard look at oneself and decide if the time has come to break down and get pants that are an unfortunate 2 inches wider in… -
Simply the best...at home "intimate cleansing system"?
I'm pretty sure this is an unauthorized usage of a Tina Turner recording. Dontcha think?I hope. She was great on the Grammys. BTW.That is all. -
Your Ana Matronic Stalking Guide, Part 1
I'm unfortunately already booked with Handsome Mister Goats at an Encores! performance of Applause! starring Christine Ebersole! (seems like she should get an exclamation point, too, don't it?) that same evening, so I ca… -
Did Hillary Win Yet?
"No fries, thanks. I'm having the smoked cigarette for lunch.""If I ran the world, I'd be solely concerned with my appearance - because I'm a lady."I thought it was really interesting when Hillary pointed out that her g… -
Makes Great Yogurt - My Vagina Loves It!
I love that Greek-style strained yogurt - it's nutritious and so delicious, especially with a little honey and seven packets of Splenda sprinkled on top. But because Greeks are just Jews without money, I thought it woul… -
With a name like Oprah Winfrey, it's good to be God!
Naturally we're all excited about the new Oprah statue. I've been looking for a golden idol at which to direct my prayers when the TV isn't on, and this is just perfect! I wonder if worshipping a photograph of the stat…
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