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The B.Diddy Problem
I threw this together after perusing AvantDan's "Polygamy Fashion Parade" on my Facebooks. I can't help but hear this song in my head when I see these ladies, especially the one with the sunglasses. The winner of … -
In Which I Manage To Use The Word 'Titular' In A Sentence Yet Again
I guess this must be where Cooper gets his head shaved, and where Chris visited last week.Cooper's post about his new Blackberry reminded me of how much I hate Blackberries, which I've mentioned a few times previously … -
I Got A Pan, I Got A Plan, I'ma Fry This Chicken In Mah Han'!
Did I miss me? I know I sure did. I'm back from my vacation, which was lovely overall although an inconveniently-timed argument with Mister Goats kept a small dark cloud in the back of my head at times that hasn't quit… -
My Black War Elekk
Because I love you, I made this video of my Warcraft mount. Oh wait, I guess I made this video because I love my new Warcraft mount. You, I feel kinda indifferent about, now that I mention it.Tomorrow I'm going on … -
Jay Brannan "Housewife" Video
I've previously mentioned and possibly drooled about adorable pixie sprite Jay Brannan before, but he's just released a video for his song Housewife, and it's really quite lovely, simple, and clever, which are some of … -
In Which I Retreat Even Further Into An Imaginary Electronic Fantasyland
Well, I finally reached a personal milestone...in the World of Warcraft. I got my epic mount, which - for those of you with real lives - is a fast horse or other type of animal in the game that you can ride around. In … -
Putting Your Arm In Your Shirt Like You Ain't Got No Arm
I've entered a long slow dull time at work - one that's so long, slow, and dull that I did all my filing and the stuff I can usually procrastinate on indefinitely, and finished all of it last week. I sat down at my desk… -
Soybeans Made Me Gay
As you kids mentioned to me, it turns out there really is a gay plotline in Grand Theft Auto IV, but sadly I've also heard it's handled with humor and dignity. Darn! I got shipping confirmation for my HDMI Cable, PS3 B… -
Dumb Email of the Day
This is an actual email I got at work yesterday: Hi all, I have been getting a ton of questions about the sales meeting, so I wanted to confirm the dates and the agenda with everyone. Outer-offices: Please plan to fl… -
The Devil Is The Boogie Man
I can't think of anything particularly interesting to say, other than this weekend I took another look at the above flier on the street as I accompanied Handsome Mister Goats and his parents, Mommy Goats and Daddy Goats,… -
MARY AND CHRIST WILL HUG AND KISS YOU FOREVER IN HEAVEN
I keep finding stuff that's important - and by "important" I mean "related to either Jesus, Oprah, or Kirstie Alley." I really could care less if Oprah hates Rachael Ray - who can blame Her? - but it's really too much t… -
Jesus Has Come Again!
Turns out he's named Ted and looks a lot like Nick Nolte in the beginning of Down And Out In Beverly Hills. Conveniently, he's got a website called Ted Jesus Christ God Dot Org.He says things like "TED Jesus Christ GOD… -
Have you guys heard about "O, The Oprah Religion"?
As Oscar Wilde said, "The only thing worse than being talked about is NOT being talked about. And I don't like those curtains." Or something like that. Anyway, I'm excited to find that I'm being talked about by a group… -
Well, Hello Little Blog!
Brenda Dickson has recently updated her blog. She does not seem to be at all aware that people like her Welcome To My Home video because it's funny. Also she gives advice to ward off suicide by using vitamin packs fro… -
Mothers' Day Is Coming!
Before you bitch about how expensive it is to send a bunch of roses, just be thankful you don't live in Utah.Or Texas:, for that matter:That is all. -
Coming Up: How To Solve The Problem We Created For You
The parts they don't say on the news are really the funniest. Last week on the news, the anchor lady segued to the commercial by saying, "Coming up next: how to talk to your kids about those Mylie Cyrus photographs!" … -
A Nun's Life
I can't think of anything to say today, really. Oh, except did you see Tom Cruise being interviewed on Oprah? It was their first post-couch-jump interview, and they discussed couch jumping, Brooke Shields, and that cre… -
Earnest Goes To Church
Sometimes I get an ally in my Oprah video comments, like my new best friend, ReligionIsACrutch, who spontaneously chimed in with the below:ReligionIsACrutch :Too bad Jesus doesn't heal all the babies born with birth defe…
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