<b>Some Pickup line comebacks 4 u losers:</b>

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."


Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."


Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"


Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"


Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"


Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".


Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?