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I'm having surgery today, nasty people at the mall, writing contest, and I've got Vicodin...

I wrote part of this post earlier this week and have just had it marked 'private'. I do that because I sit down to write a post and can never finish it because Mommy is not allowed to have ten seconds to herself and mus…
- 3/8/2008 5:12 AM
- 9 comments
Can You Buy Budweiser Sippy Cups on Ebay?

Oh dear sweet mother of Jesus, I have discovered Ebay again.EBAY! After bitching and moaning about my husband being addicted to the site for weeks, I decide to look and see what's on Ebay...I have had one Ebay transacti…
- 2/24/2008 4:25 AM
- 12 comments
If I wrote Christmas letters...

Yep, I am all too aware my blog has gotten boring as of late...and I have every intention of trying to put my all back into it the way I used to. This past year has just been a really bad year for me. I barely can find…
- 12/20/2007 9:20 PM
- 14 comments
A Day Without Coffee

Our coffee maker broke.I remember writing a similar entry once where our microwave had broken. I thought that was a tragedy...but it's nothing compared to your coffee maker breaking.See, I didn't realize how addicted I …
- 11/9/2007 2:46 PM
- 20 comments
Declawing the Cattiness

I was thinking about something today that happened a few years ago. I have a fifteen year-old sister. A few years ago, when she was about twelve or thirteen, I was back home in Cincinnati visiting. My sister came home…
- 9/8/2007 4:22 AM
- 189 comments
Reason #1 why I should be nominated world's biggest dork...I am such a dork. Really. If not evidenced by some of my past posts...like my failed Easy Cheese is Sexy™ campaign, getting stuck in a shirt, the tissue box in…
- 3/4/2007 10:57 PM
- 7 comments
Random Ramblings of a Terminal InsomniacThank you ALL for the support on that last post. It was one of those things I wrote, hit 'submit' and then woke up the next morning thinking, "Oh God....what the hell did I put on…
- 3/1/2007 3:32 AM
- 14 comments
The Stupidity of IQ'sOf all the things in my life, I figure that I can group everything into just a few simple categories:1. The things I do know.2. The things I know and wish I didn't.3. The things I don't know.4.…
- 2/25/2007 10:14 PM
- 3 comments
Collectors...Hell's AngelsIf money is the root of all evil, then collections people must be the angels that sit upon the shoulder of the devil. What is it with these people? Must those who have fallen upon hard times b…
- 1/23/2007 9:03 PM
- 19 comments
London LooI had a dream, last night, that I was in London. I've never even been to London, but that's where I was. I was walking in a cool part of London with cobblestone streets and crowded architechture that made the s…
- 12/7/2006 9:09 PM
- 17 comments