NEWSFLASH: McDonalds TV ads, you're not f***ing funny!
YES, this is a parody.
Updated: Kids WB To Give Looney Tunes Extreme Makeover
By Maxie Zeus
02-17-2005, 10:30 AM
Six descendents of the original Looney Tunes crew will…
Strangely enough, I don't mind.
I got an electric toothbrush yesterday.
After using it for two days, I'm proud to say that I don't have
cavities anymore. Because the damn thing shook them out. Did the same for my
fillings.
Whiplash ahoy!
…
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Right. Happy Valentines Day.
(The only day when love costs an extra $50)
Buy it now! While stocks last!
I just LOVE people who profess to give something up or be better for
Lent, just to break it the next day. And you people wonder why I don't
do this whole Lent thing, even if I'm Catholic.
Yup, I officially rock.
Two girls get sued for baking cookies.
Durango - Two teenage
girls decided one summer's evening to skip a dance where there might be
cursing and drinking to stay home and bake cookies for their neighbors.
B…
Yup.
wtf
Note: If the doorknob doesn't turn the first time, it probably won't turn the second time.
Nor the third.
Nor the fourth.
Thus indicating that my door is indeed, yea-verily, and truly locked.
So stop …
This was posted on the EagleNet forums a few days ago:
Just wanted to remind everyone that Winter Banquet Tickets are on sale until Wednesday. Tickets are $8 per person or $14 for a couple. So make sure and stop by th…
I want to have this man's children.
(Note: It starts out pretty quickly, so you may want to reload it)
Patriots vs Eagles. Fun version.
(Horrible Photoshop, I know. Forgive me)
There are three steps one must fulfill before reading my rant:
1) Go to Eaglenet.
2) Wait for the RA Application Ad to pop up on EaglenetTV.
3) Read my rant.
My Rant
Sooo... why the wonderful background? …
The solution to building fire codes, strangely enough, is force people outside, into the freezing cold.
Dear Mayfield,
Mayfield Day was a failure.
I did not get my hug, nor did I get my sticker.
I demand reparations, post-haste!
From Mar
Soldier: General Tao! We have almost won the battle of Hunan pass! Your strategic maneouvers are unrivalled!
GT: We shall celebrate! Get me a chicken!
Solider: Um... ok
GT: To comemorate this victory, I shall creat…
The J. Alvin computer lab is now the proud owner of a Chiminea Clasica,
a fancy European name of a outdoor, woodburning stove thing. I call it
the Gaping Mouth of Satan. I don't know why, but it just reminds me of
Mep…
Yet another cellphone rant: I believe that cellphones will, one day,
physically bond with the ears of those who use it too much, making a
tumerous mass welded to the cranium, infecting their brain and turning
them …
Thank you, major news networks, for making me think that Armageddon
will come in the form of terrorists surfing on Tsunamis, starting
economic crises wherever they hit.
And, somehow, Bush could have stopped it, bu…
